While He Wasnt Exactly Complaining, Carter Had Never Been So Touchy Before. For Whatever Reason After

While he wasn’t exactly complaining, Carter had never been so touchy before. For whatever reason after he had botched the the shot that would’ve sealed their victory, he seemed immediately in the favor of his taller teammate. Elijah playfully went along with Carter’s teasing even as Carter remained dead silent and stoically faced. It was only after this image, when it was too late, when Elijah put the pieces together, as his long legs began the long slide down Carter’s throat. At least there’s worse ways to go out than in your teammate.

Steve could admit, after a lackluster performance in the gym that even as digestion was fully complete he gained more than just a new pair of glasses from his accountant turned appetizer.

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If that guy walking by is annoyed now, how’s he gonna feel when he’s sliding up that guy’s ass never to be released again.

Pillows tonight, whole damn house in the morning

Your pillows for tonight.

I know you’re the driver, so I’m not gonna attempt anything now, but damn. When we reach our destination and I don’t have any gas money it’ll be fine because in exchange for this one ride I’ll carry you around myself forever. Eh, who am I kidding. Feel free to blame me for not being able to control myself when we reach our destination and you take the one way trip down my throat. It won’t matter once you’re in me anyways. I’ll let you hate me all you want as I repurpose your muscles as my own, but I’ll know the truth; that your ultimately to blame for your impending doom for simply being too damn delicious to resist.

Do you eat your men with or without the peel?