Should I Pick One And Run Or Should I Try And Down Both? Decisions, Decisions

Should I pick one and run or should I try and down both? Decisions, decisions

Corrado Martini and Sam Dezzani by Adam Washington

It’s honestly astonishing how easy setting this up was. I wanted to eat him, he didn’t want to, I called him a wimp and here we are.

He keeps taunting that I’m gonna chicken out, not realizing that this ain’t my first meal. Yeah I’m gonna digest him; I’m just gonna swallow him real slowly, both to savor every moment and to see if he keeps this brave face

Though not necessarily how I thought I’d be spending the day, I’m proud to say it was very productive. I never thought I’d do it, you know. People thought it would happen one of these days, but I always told them no, that ridiculous. I would never possibly end someone’s freedom like that. Flash forward to today. I’m waiting in line at the supermarket, and after what feels like an eternity I finally get up to the front and here comes this guy without a mask cutting in front of me. He starts intimidating the cashier when she asked him to put on a mask and just everything put together kinda made me snap. I slipped down my mask and pushed him head first into my mouth. I don’t quite know what came over me, but I just kept gulping. How he didn’t wriggle out, I don’t know; it probably took me a good 10 minutes or more. I didn’t know how to do this, yet there he went. Now here I am. I’ve got a twenty something guy in my belly who’s never gonna see the light of day again and I somehow feel good about it. Actually I feel great. That poor sucker’s churning into nothing right now and I’m loving it. I finally understand the appeal and I kinda want to try it again when I’m done. LNow the question’s just how long it’ll take him to digest an who’ll be next when he does? Any volunteers?

COVID has been tough on the economy and this business has not been spared. Unfortunately this meant that today I had to lay off about half of my staff. It was so hard to do. These are good people and most of them probably can’t pay rent without this job. Well at least they couldn’t, if I didn’t decide to help them out. Sure they may have been a bit hesitant at first, and I may have had to persuade them a bit by locking the doors and forcing them in one by one, but they’ll come around to appreciate the rent free home I gave them. What about after COVID? Well, I’ll be thinner and I don’t exactly think that chains of molecules will really need apartments. I love my staff!

It’ll be a bit of a challenge, but I think I just found my next meal.

As you can observe, this predator has used the element of surprise to tackle his prey, submerging him underwater to disorientate him thus hindering his ability to escape the fate waiting at the end of his attacker’s throat.