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Juno Steel automatically assuming someone is gay and asking a woman about her gf instead of bf just for the woman to correct him bc she's in a straight relationship is the absolute funniest shit ever
and now… The Weather
how we feeling guys
there are so much nureyev in my life. starting from penumbras' peter nureyev next i found biography of rudolf nureyev and then my public policy choice lecturer advised NUREYEVS' textbook!! damn!!
So… I’ve started listening to The Penumbra Podcast….
I don’t know what possessed me in art style here but something did, and I fear it won’t come back :(
"you cant live in a dream petya"
ah yes the 3 genders
NSJJDJDJDJFKKFK IT'S PETER NUREYEV FR
translation: the man is growing when he start paint his eyes coz since this moment he must not cry anymore (i suppose my translation is right...)
Rationalization is one of man’s most clever and most dangerous inventions.
magnus green, nightvale pink, penumbra purple, hallowoods red
Human John is more like "john finally got a human body" type thing.
Anyway! wholesome AU where the horrors are all finally done. tell me if ya'll want more, because I'll be making more whether you want it or not :)
Nureyev has a sadness in his eyes that you'd only see in homoerotic Eastern European cologne adverts
ESPECIALLY PAPAOUTAI AND TOUS LES MEMES
peter nureyev and stromaes' songs
everytime i listen to an episode of wtnv i feel like i might be on drugs and im literally only on episode two
i love crime and punishment theme on my english lessons coz it's so funny think about queer detective podcasts which i listen
oh fucking god this text about some scottish nonames i hate my english student book
i have the text «the worlds' worst robbers» in my english homework and if there is no the carte blanche then this text lies me
i have the text «the worlds' worst robbers» in my english homework and if there is no the carte blanche then this text lies me
Hey uh if u have any more banger Peter Nureyev headcanons, I'd love to hear them
ohoho mootie.. you wouldn’t believe it. i invest more time in this man than i do for myself. i think about him more than i do my own family. my therapist knows his name.
anyways. i’ll reblog this whenever i collect any more.
- light hazel eyes. you know how people with hazel eyes are like “my eyes change color”? yeah. also, in miasma’s tomb, juno keeps talking about nureyev’s “bright eyes.”
- he has adhd. i don’t make the rules. he has every problem i have ever. he canonically fidgets with locks
- he cuts his own hair impulsively. definitely shaved it once or twice. he gets really uncomfortable when things stay the same and his hair bothers him a lot
- he picks his cuticles and the only way he’s stopped himself from biting his nails off is acrylics
- he really prefers tea but he drinks coffee for certain aliases, and when he pulls all-nighters
- god awful handwriting. absolutely atrocious. he can only write in calligraphy for alias signatures. juno only understood The Note because juno’s handwriting isn’t any better
- if he could, he would totally collect things. little knick knacks. things he finds interesting. maybe like, wallets he steals from people that he keeps on a shelf.
- he has very long eyelashes but he wears falsies anyways
- FRECKLES!!! HE HAS FRECKLES AND BEAUTY MARKS!!! i don’t take criticism on this. as an artist it is my duty to give pretty boys pretty features
- he has greys on his temples. he hates them. juno loves them
- when he was young, his hair was very long. he has to cut it all off when it gets too long because he can’t stand to remember what he looked like when he killed mag or when he was with slip. it’s also naturally wavy (i have a lot of hair headcanons for him)
- his favorite color is magenta
- he has not worn a white suit since the day he killed mag
- card games are one of his worst triggers but he “will not let a little piece of paper upset him” (this one is stolen but i forgot who i stole it from. reblog if this was yours)
to be continued!
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Eating some snacks and reading a book. Oh, this was a different day. We shouldn't be defined by our worst moment."
can we get jupeter in love and also being sexy
Insufferably in love and...well, sexy's in the eye of the beholder.
The amount of serotonin that rushed through me when Juno said “my stupid moron boyfriend” is absolutely unreal
Edit: I know Juno has absolute faith in the idea that Nureyev isn’t lying to him and loves him whole heartedly but. I like the idea that Rita does not trust Nureyev that much like at all and is fully ready to put the fear of god into him
Heels + knives