Human John Is More Like "john Finally Got A Human Body" Type Thing.

Human John is more like "john finally got a human body" type thing.

Anyway! wholesome AU where the horrors are all finally done. tell me if ya'll want more, because I'll be making more whether you want it or not :)

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Eating some snacks and reading a book. Oh, this was a different day. We shouldn't be defined by our worst moment."

i have the text «the worlds' worst robbers» in my english homework and if there is no the carte blanche then this text lies me

ESPECIALLY PAPAOUTAI AND TOUS LES MEMES

peter nureyev and stromaes' songs

Rationalization is one of man’s most clever and most dangerous inventions.

The amount of serotonin that rushed through me when Juno said “my stupid moron boyfriend” is absolutely unreal

Edit: I know Juno has absolute faith in the idea that Nureyev isn’t lying to him and loves him whole heartedly but. I like the idea that Rita does not trust Nureyev that much like at all and is fully ready to put the fear of god into him