I Feel Like A Rat In A Fcking Sea Of Fish What Is This

i feel like a rat in a fcking sea of fish what is this

WAHAHAAAA THIS WAS AMAZING, THANK YOU FOR THE MATCHUP <33

I'm flattered that I've been paired with the emperor himself, and I love love love the dynamic you portrayed (literally kicking my feet)

Thank you sm for doing a matchup w/mee :DD

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 @waffledforbreakfast

Your ideal match is…Michael Kaiser!

♡ You both met through you starting a random conversation with him, and because you managed to ask the right questions, he was happy to answer them. The compliments you gave him helped as well. He was practically preening like a peacock the whole time. But there was this...glint in your eyes, a calculating one, like you were trying to figure him out. He was mostly creeped out, but also intrigued, which lead him to give you his phone number so you both can continue talking sometime again. He is not flirting, what are you talking about?

♡ (You didn't put psychology or philosophy in your likes, but since you used them in an example for setting up a conversation, I'm assuming you do like talking about them!) Kaiser would love to talk about psychology with you! He doesn't often meet people who are interested in it like him, and he isn't interested in talking about psychology with just anyone. It's the topic you both end up talking about the most actually. As for philosophy, it depends on the questions you ask him. But normally he doesn't bring up philosophy in conversations.

♡ Kaiser is the opposite of a people pleaser. Even when trying to befriend Ness, he doesn't act like anything other than his brash and confidant self. He has strong opinions and values and refuses to compromise on them. Rather than change himself to fit in with everyone else, he would rather change the world to suit what he wants. An exaggeration, but you get the gist. Perhaps this quality would be attractive to you.

♡ Kaiser will tell you he doesn't celebrate holidays, but won't protest if you urge him to celebrate with you. Especially if you invite him to do something with you on Christmas. He was happy to make snow angels and gingerbread houses with you, watch a Christmas movie, eat at a nice place. He doesn't tell you his birthday until you both start dating, so at the time you didn't know when his birthday was. You couldn't help but notice that he looked pensive that day, but chose not to comment on it as he took your hand, pulling you towards the Christmas decorations to take some selfies.

♡ He's never tried ice or roller skating before. You offered to teach him, promising that it'll be fun once he gets used to it. He agreed because why not? In hindsight, he should have called you a liar and refused your offer. He never gets the hang of it. He's clutching your arm the whole time for balance, and even then, he falls a few times (for you /j). He can run, he can kick a ball and score goals, but skating is not for him. He gives up after three failed sessions and falling flat on his ass.

♡ So you like straightforwardness (long ass word). Luckily for you, Kaiser is very straightforward. When he wants to tell someone something, he's very direct about it. If he doesn't want to reveal something, he simply won't. Take that how you will. This trait of his really helped speed up his confession process. Once he realised he liked you, which took a few months because his emotions are either repressed or too tumultuous for him to figure out, he started preparing for the best (and most extra) confession you've ever seen. On Valentine's day, because he's cheesy like that.

♡ He likes that you tend to think logically, because he does too. This makes communication between the two of you easier, as you're usually on similar wavelengths. He doesn't think displaying emotions are a sign of weaknesses, but he does find them unnecessary or even a bother sometimes. He doesn't think his emotions should affect his performance, just like you. Get therapy, the both of you.

♡ You like cats? That's great, Kaiser is one. You know those golden retriever boyfriends? Kaiser is NOT one of them. He's the black cat in the relationship. Kaiser strikes me as an ambivert rather than a full extrovert, he needs his alone time sometimes. He's reserved and mysterious, or at least somewhat secretive, about his past. Also, he would mess with your things in front of you when you're distracted and he wants your attention. Smiles when you slap his hand away.

♡ Kaiser also hates it when it's too sunny and dreads getting sunburnt, so he brings a parasol with him when he sees that it's going to be a sunny day. He's a gentleman and holds the umbrella over the both of you so you can be shaded from the sun as well.

♡ Acts of service is one of Kaiser's main love languages! As mentioned in the point above, he likes to do little things for you, especially if you've had a bad day. He'll make you coffee in the morning, carry your things when you both go shopping together, walk just a touch faster than you so he can open doors before you do.

♡ He also loves receiving acts of service, somewhat because he's not that great at taking care of himself? Or rather he just does the bare minimum and sometimes goes into a period of overworking himself. Not great either way. Remind him to take breaks once a while, bring him a snack while he's watching game footage on the screen. He'll melt into a happy mess the moment you leave the room.

♡ Kaiser likes giving gifts. It was a big part of his courting process, his confession and the first few months of your relationship. At first, they're traditional romantic stuff like flowers, a few stuffed toys, sweets and chocolates. As he got to know your preferences over time, his gifts became more personalised to you. Frozen berries especially, since they're easy to buy and you finish them quickly. He'll buy you wigs and costumes for your cosplay too, if you're fine with him buying you expensive things. I say take advantage of his money.

♡ Kaiser also likes physical touch, in the form of always having his hand on you some way or another. On your lap when you both eat together, side by side. Over your shoulders while he waits for you to be done talking to your friends after having lunch together. In your back pocket while you both walk back to his car. He isn't a big hugger or kisser, his affection is in the constant weight on your skin.

♡ "Relatives tell me [...] I worry too much for my future." This is Kaiser we're talking about here. When is he ever not worrying about his future? Even when he was younger and living with his father, he was saving up money to run away in the future. So yes, Kaiser is always thinking about his future, how to gain success and security. He won't tell you not to worry so much, that clearly isn't the philosophy he has, but he will help you to come up with concrete goals and a plan of action, a few backup plans even. To him, you should worry about your future, and take small steps to build the future that you hope for instead of worrying for no reason. That's just anxiety.

♡ You having no problem with telling people when you disagree with them works well for Kaiser actually. He's kinda...into it? Not actual fights of course, just minor disagreements or debates. He treats them like playful arguments. It's enrichment for him. You know the "can we keep arguing it was turning me on" meme? Yeag.

♡ The idea of writing a few realistic headcanons for your dynamic (while still keeping an element of movie magic to it) compelled me so much. This is probably not something most people would opt for, so thank you for giving me the creative liberty. >:)

♡ The way you describe what you can offer in a relationship is so detailed and reminiscent of what one should do in order to be an "ideal" partner. Almost as if you studied the concept. Given Kaiser's motivation to study psychology, he definitely did the same thing, especially since he's genuinely interested in trying out a romantic relationship. He doesn't do anything half-assed; he puts his all into it. Your honeymoon period is passionate and sweet, but with a hint of...coldness and evaluation hidden beneath the surface? Like the period where new lovers are too nervous to show their more authentic selves to each other stretched across months between good morning texts and flowers delivered to your door.

♡ The way you view relationships and speak so nonchalantly about cutting ties with people sounds a lot like avoidant attachment style. And guess what? Kaiser definitely has it too. This spells out doom for the relationship from the beginning, but honestly, I didn't match you with him just to write about a fairytale happily ever after for you both. Because let's be honest, you both are probably constantly on high alert for when things become too vulnerable or if the other party isn't worth the effort you're putting into the relationship.

♡ A long-term relationship for the both of you is going to take a lot of work, even more so than the average couple. It's up to you both to decide whether or not it's worth fighting for.

♡ And even if it doesn't work out, wasn't it beautiful all the same?

Flowers just because, especially roses, iced coffee and silk sheets, matching glasses, bringing each other a snack while working, visiting malls around Christmas to admire the decorations, long discussions, playful arguments as a way of flirting, ironic smirks, testing the reactions of others, sharing earphones on the bus, oversized hoodies, late night drives, city lights from a high rise, visiting a convenience store at 2am, constant hand holding, contagious laughter, emotional walls, passionate love, the it couple

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Im curious, how do u use this info (appearance) to think of a match👀?

I usually look at one's hair colour and go for a character with a hair colour that matches or compliments the requester. So either dark/dark or light/dark but that doesn't say much so. Fashion style is the deciding factor. I will choose a character who matches the requester's aesthetic. Ex: For you, I would match you with Yukimiya Kenyu because of your dark hair and glasses.

Can I call you Peppa pig then? The Rin peppa pig...

LMAOOOOOOO what an impression I've made

I feel like rin would be disappointed to have peppa pig associated w.him in anyway, but go ahead

anything for u bbg 🫶

@waffledforbreakfast i love youuuu <3

thanks for supporting my delusions that i can pull

Turn into rin you ask? say less

favorite color? -> red red red red red. I used to reallllyyy like orange, but it's wayy to hard to work with, so red!

last song? -> world.execute(me);

currently reading? -> I don't like reading... so it's just been textbooks atm, so AP Psych rn!

currently watching? -> Nothing atm :'D I don't usally watch tv shows, or movies/series... wait does peppa pig count? i've gone through like 20+ episodes this isn't health-

currently craving? -> Rocket Popsicles (or firecrackers if you're American?) and frozen grapes

coffee or tea? -> Dislike both (#1 water stan right here) but if i had to drink one, i'd do tea (i can swallow it whole without too bad an aftertaste)

Please ignore the bad editing lmao

​༉‧₊˚.​ get to know me better !! ♡

— 𝜗𝜚 thank u @cosmiiwrites nd @queenofmistresses for the tags, my lovies <3 i love u both

favorite color? pink!! i love pink!! you know the colour of hello kitty’s bow? pink!! my melo? pink!! my socks rn? pink!! did i mention my favourite colour is pink?

last song? someday - from the zombies soundtrack (banger)

currently reading? i finished the hurricane wars by thea guanzon a few days ago so im using this as an excuse to tell you to read it n i loved it so much but im currently starting (only a chapter in) a feather so black by lyra selene

currently watching? i don’t think i am watching anything… i last watched the zombies movies though… (im not obsessed you are)

currently craving? NOODS ugh i could demolish some noodles rn

coffee or tea? yes.

@nebulacrumbs @blooming-crimson-flower @hellsgreatestslut @lilsleepybear1029 @ustulia tag you’re it <3

TY FOR THE TAGGG :DD

me and my gf (who doesn't know shes my gf) <3

she would say im the shorter one. im not guys, trust.

@tigreblvnc @sl-vega @shrii-kk

Ango and I are going Halloween shopping! You and your f/o should come too!

Make here!

No pressure tags @hideandgopeep @humanitys-strongest-bamf @chuuminn and anyone else who wants to join!