Its So Hot Outside There's An Ice Cream Melting On The Floor Like A Duck

its so hot outside there's an ice cream melting on the floor like a duck

edit** ducks do melt, it's entirely possible

my scientifically approved proof:

melting duck:

melting ice cream:

the government probably hates me for this

I need 2 downsize so I wanna sell some stuff so I am using YOU as my unwilling subject:

I have an octatrak mk2 drum machine for sale! like-new in black! Very good for producers interested in EDM, drum n break, and glitch

I have 3 big-ass one piece box-set collections! from the first arc up to Dressrosa and a lil beyond - these are heavy so I'd rather sell it to someone in the west coast of the US.

thats it

i came out to my mom & she said i “invented” aromanticism and asexuality

so for all the aroaces out there you’re welcome 😔🙏

i’m out here doing gods work

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Accidentally sent 'happy prude month!!🎊🥰🥰' to my asexual friend and now im gonna dunk my head in cement to become unrecognizable

music.