I Was Watching Super Punch And And Realised Smth: RICK AND NICK HAVE SQUARE FEET?

I was watching super punch and and realised smth: RICK AND NICK HAVE SQUARE FEET?

Look:

Do they have bricks in them? (If yes that is some Aran behaviour but also not Aran behaviour bc they don’t kick)

They should be called the brick bruisers!!

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Bc 64 is the best number!! Nintendo 64, 64 stacks in Minecraft ect ect. I love the number 64

long headcanon list of what the Punch Out!! (99.9%) Wii boxers were like as little kids:

!cw: extremely quick mention of vomiting!

• Macho was that kid that was like "1 2 skip a few 99 100" when another kid was on the swings

•Von Kaiser did nawtt play about painting rocks outside of his teacher's classroom

•Sandman preached "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit"

• ^ Macho was the one that threw a fit

•If you got something you didn't like Piston would give you his/trade no matter how bad the offer was

•Don ran the track as fast as he could to impress the girls

•Joe was that kid playing hopscotch that tripped ate shit and cried

•Hondo was a Skechers kids im so sure abt this

•Aran was that kid that mixed all his food together in the cafeteria into some horrible concoction and would tell everybody he's gonna eat it

•Soda Pop was that one kid that would randomly throw up for NOO REASON in the middle of class

•Macho blocked the entrance to the slide and Sandman pushed his big headass down so that everybody else could have a turn

•King Hippo got told "glue yourself to your seat" by the teacher bcuz he walked around too much so he actually covered his seat with glue and sat in it (this one is based off a real life experience i had im dead srs) (he also didn't gaf and walked around with it still attached to him)

•Kaiser was a library kid 4 sureee

•Bear Hugger was the kid that would get moved from his original seat bcuz he was talking too much but when he got moved he would talk to the other ppl around him just as much

bonus high school hcs:

Hoy Quarlow would get into fights and beat the person he was fighting with their own backpack 😭

Great Tiger was the cameraman for the fights and he would be going pro with it . like he got every angle and that cam didn't shake ONCEE

Aran Ryan was in the back of the classroom on FaceTime slurping on some Cup O Noodles and talking as loud as humanly possible + he was always in some raggedy pajama pants

IMGIGGLING LIKE A MADMAN AT RHIS PLEAHSGEL

Seeing that, according to your pinned post, you enjoy Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion, here's an interesting one.

The Punch-Out Boxers are taking the place of the player character in Spooky's Mansion. How long do they last within the mansion's walls? If they don't make it to the 1000th room, what stopped them?

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the responses might be a bit dry so uhh sorry about that

Glass Joe - he would probably lose his shit over jelly (first specimen besides cardboard cutouts) and get exhausted over it but ringu takes the cake for making him lose

Von Kaiser - He would make it decently far but probably lose on deer god thanks to all the teleporting

Disco Kid - i wholeheartedly believe he could reach 1000 floors, of course he would struggle but he would reach it im so serious about this

King Hippo - could also make it far but lose to specimen 10

Piston Hondo - Subject 5 would catch him off guard and get him

Bear Hugger - He would probably also lose on deer god bc he would be busy just looking around and get his shit wrecked by one of the deers

Great Tiger - He could make it to a 1000 floors, no questions asked welcome to my ted talk

Don Flamenco - Really specific but he would lose on specimen 6 from the change of pace

Aran Ryan - He would make it really far but get his ass wrecked by the wall of flesh

Soda Popinski - specimen 12 would make him struggle a lot but he would get to 1000

Bald Bull - specimen 5 would get him in a mess so not far

Super Macho Man - specimen 13 would make him lose im so sure about this hhhhh

Mr Sandman - he could make it to room 1000 im not taking any arguments on this hes sandman

@oohbuggypie quick sketch of your request

Based on this post https://www.tumblr.com/oohbuggypie/740643235194716160/k-now-whos-gonna-draw-soda-and-macho-like-this?source=share

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k now who's gonna draw Soda and Macho like this