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Joe takes everyone to an art museum:
What do they do (I thought of this in my exam and wanted to write it lol)
Joe - enjoying and studying the art but criticising ANY modern art to kaiser (the only one listening to his rambling). Made everyone's lunches. during lunch eating it normally while having a chat with hippo, kaiser and sandman about the Art they saw.
Kaiser - inspecting every brush stroke every line, even the frame he loves art. Secretly agreeing with Joe but doesn’t want to be rude about another's art.
Wanted to bring his students but it was too short notice. Eating lunch and praising his favourite pieces.
Disco kid - got bored 15 minutes in and started dancing bc that’s his art, joined macho’s live for a bit and took sick selfies with the art. Left at lunch to get fast food.
Hippo - he is adoring this trip and is inspired to now cover all of hippo island in art. He fell in love with still life and stared at one for 20 minutes straight. At lunch eating everything no one wants and gushing about that art piece.
Hondo - didn’t really know what to do when he was there but found the sculptures and just sat with one. He found a cat sculpture and took only a “few pictures” . The artist didn’t name the cat so he took it into his own hands and called it milk. Ate his lunch with milk and bear hugger who found him just sat there.
Bear hugger - looked for animals, found them in the sculptures, admired them for a while and found Hondo and milk and just chatted with him (they are planning to adopt a cat now to make milk real). Got lunch from Joe and ate with Hondo.
Great tiger - got bored, had a chat with Aran and then decided to mix up all the painting orders ( the clones were a big help
).
Classical painting? In the abstract section. Sculptures? In the embroidery section (don’t worry hondo didn’t let them move milk). Joined disco in the fast food run
Don - decided to ditch everyone and go on a date with Carmen there. They just chatted and flirted and enjoyed seeing which painting was moved next. Went on a dinner date afterwards.
Aran - Other than messing up the whole place joe was so annoyed with the fact that one banana with tape was considered art that he told Aran to eat it and he did, surprisingly that was the thing that got him chased out not the whole rearranging the museum. Running away from the staff , couldn't have lunch but found disco’s fast food group so joined them.
Soda - with macho on his live stream giving the viewers better comments on the paintings. Cackling at the banana with macho (they watched Aran take the bite). Put some soda on a table 5 minutes later since the place was so muddled ppl though it was art. Ate with macho and also joined the fast food group
Bull - headphones/ear defenders in, hoodie up to hide from the press. Bull is loving it. He is surprisingly calm even when the museum is all wrong. joined Hondo and milk for a bit but went to find a bull (one was in the photography section). He sat with sandman and just admired a painting for a while then they just kinda enjoyed the paintings together. Ate lunch while still looking at the art.
Macho man - he immediately booted up his live stream. “This art rocks, W art in the chat!”
Kissed one of the women in the paintings because a viewer gave him 20 bucks. Losing it at Arans bite for like 15 minutes (it will forever be clipped on his streams). bomb selfies with soda Ofc. Fast food group with soda
Sandman - Chilling with bull loving the painting. Trying not to get lost. Just being normal (sorry sandman you're in the punch out universe) eats lunch with joes group
Seeing that, according to your pinned post, you enjoy Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion, here's an interesting one.
The Punch-Out Boxers are taking the place of the player character in Spooky's Mansion. How long do they last within the mansion's walls? If they don't make it to the 1000th room, what stopped them?
OMG FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED IT!! im so happy agghjdjfjhdht thank you anon
the responses might be a bit dry so uhh sorry about that
Glass Joe - he would probably lose his shit over jelly (first specimen besides cardboard cutouts) and get exhausted over it but ringu takes the cake for making him lose
Von Kaiser - He would make it decently far but probably lose on deer god thanks to all the teleporting
Disco Kid - i wholeheartedly believe he could reach 1000 floors, of course he would struggle but he would reach it im so serious about this
King Hippo - could also make it far but lose to specimen 10
Piston Hondo - Subject 5 would catch him off guard and get him
Bear Hugger - He would probably also lose on deer god bc he would be busy just looking around and get his shit wrecked by one of the deers
Great Tiger - He could make it to a 1000 floors, no questions asked welcome to my ted talk
Don Flamenco - Really specific but he would lose on specimen 6 from the change of pace
Aran Ryan - He would make it really far but get his ass wrecked by the wall of flesh
Soda Popinski - specimen 12 would make him struggle a lot but he would get to 1000
Bald Bull - specimen 5 would get him in a mess so not far
Super Macho Man - specimen 13 would make him lose im so sure about this hhhhh
Mr Sandman - he could make it to room 1000 im not taking any arguments on this hes sandman
I LOVE EM THEY ARE SO COOL
piston hondo soda pop and von kaiser crayon n pen highlights yahh 🩷
omg don't do all of these but i have like a billion faves in the game so::: do u have any headcanons for von kaiser, disco kid, great tiger, don flamenco, bald bull, soda popinski, or super macho man ?? LONG ASS LIST u can choose just one idgaf but i would love to hear about it :3 🩷
I WANNA DO ALL OF THEM NGL!
(Also having a billion faves is so so real)
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Ngl half of these are my favs so this will be really fun. Here are some I can think off:
Von kaiser:
-Since he is a little old for boxing he is thinking of jobs to do alongside being a boxing teacher. Him and king hippo have like little dad meeting about it and try to find the best job for kaiser
-In his prime I imagine he was in the major circuit and has befriended bear hugger (he already knows hondo from hondo's minor circuit days!)
-Loves watching movies to death (will never watch them around anyone tho) his fav genre is probably romcoms .
Disco kid:
-collects Barbies and has the most AMAZING dream house ( plays like little girls with Heike meaning stuff like Ken and Barbie divorce)
-has his whole garage as just a dance studio for him and his dance squad: like full on working disco ball, lights big ass stereo ect ect
-plays bingo with old ladies and then Goes to church with em (THANK YOU CAMI FOR FOR THIS ONE)
Great tiger:
(I have done so many tiger ones but I will do more)
-world's worst cook will blow up the kitchen and has gained a love for his local restaurants because of it!
-hondo took him to Japan he found ddr and that's all he did for a solid week (dw just him not clones)
Hondo is still better then him
-his bed is FULL of plushies and stuffed toys (60% are Tigers) his favourite tiger plush Sleeps right in the middle when he is at work
Don flamenco:
-is addicted to wearing those dad floral shirts you look in his closet and there is at least 15
-goes to THE MOST expensive spa place he likes twice a week (it’s MANDATORY no questions not exceptions)
-definitely vague posts about ppl online
Bald Bull:
-has a lot of creating pastimes as he is low-key scared the press can find stuff out about him from his phone (he not that wrong tbf)
–referencing the last one has gotten really good at clay models and makes little sets (for example a barn with bulls and cows)
-found out that vhs tapes can’t be tracked so watches various shows on those!
Soda popinski:
(OMG I HAVE ALMOST NONE FOR SODA WHAT? TRY MY BEST THO)
-a menace at table football no one has ever won again him
-definitely made bathroom supply potions as a kid (he still would don’t remind him that he can)
-makes the Russian soda company’s millions by existing that man is worth like what 100 mil?
Super Macho Man:
(My phone has his name autocorrected now lol)
-IRL LIVE STREAMER (don’t argue I’m right)
Does it on tik tok and is SOOO obnoxious sometimes definitely asks those dumb street questions
-can’t do basic maths like
“What’s 4 x 7”
Smm: “47”
And then would act as if he was right and start flexing (there is a reason he doesn’t manage his finances lol)
-on those fake reality tv shows so often and he wants to host his own for the wvba (foreshadowing a future post)
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I FINALLY FINISHED EM sorry I responded a bit late but here they are!! Thanks for the ask Buggy!!
(@oohbuggypie )
GUYS I'VE HARDLY HAD ANY TIME TO DRAW + I'VE BEEN IN A FUNK LATELY AND THAT'S NAWT OKAY ! unfortunately i don't have any fresh art to post so here are some silly not srs arts n stuffs collected over the past couple days 🩷
1. i was annoyed and bored in art class so instead of working on my project i started drawing a nose with a brown oil pastel crayon and it ended up being a Great Tiger from memory 🩷
2. pink unamused oil pastel Tiger with pen on top and a SUPER Super Macho Man in blue oil pastel
3. another angry Macho and an only pen even less amused Great Tiger
4. a microscopic Great Tiger wearing these hideous tiger print chunky chanclas suggested by @s3v3r3dh3ad
5. i was playing Telestrations with my family and the prompt was "favorite video game" so u KNOWW what i had 2 do .. a mini Don, Hippo, and Kaiser with two little punching gloves 🩷
WHEWW heavy on the Great Tiger i loove that man .. hopefully in the VERY NEAR FUTURE aka today i can have some free time to draw silly things again 🩷
OK IT RANDOMLY SPRUNG TO MIND BUT I FEEL VON KAISER WOULD BE A COIN CLEANER IDK
drops this and runs off into the void of nothingness
punch out funnies
"Ich bin eine Kampfmaschine! Mein Name: Von Kaiser!" Some shading practice/muscle studying disguised as some well-needed Von Kaiser art hehe
Various doodles of men who coincidentally happen to all have facial hair
a bunch of random doodles because why not 🤷♀️
Made these a bit ago, some insignia designs for the boys!
this is exactly what the doodle feature on notes was for
happy punch out day everybody!!
05.18
Haven't done one of these in a while
Original under the cut:
Von Kaiser from Punch-Out!! says “LGBTQ+ rights!”
(Request by anon)
MINOR CIRCUIT !!
Obligatory pride posts with these men I love them so much…..
The pride of ‘87…… Also I wanted to add another doodle to this but my stylus died sorry😭😭
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Finished 2nd round of exams, back 2 drawing muscular men (づ￣ ³￣)づ
i had this saved in capcut for a long time soo uh