Youtube Removing The Ad Time Countdown Is Fucking Dumb As Shit.

youtube removing the ad time countdown is fucking dumb as shit.

i haven't killed myself yet because I can't decide which of my perfect one-line suicide note ideas to use

walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

if this were happening anywhere else in the goddamned world there would be outrage and horror and Israel would be condemned for its acts of terrorism against the Palestinian people but its the Middle East so Of Course There's Conflict. that's the natural state of any place whose people and resources and land can be exploited. that's on purpose

i imagine richard nixon being submissive to me. Just in the room basically waiting for me for tummy rubs etc. like hes a little puppy. Even jerk off to that thought.

i cant do this anymore bro

where are you fat anime girls..... please.......