"If You Give A Bat A Burger" Starts Like This

"If You Give a Bat a Burger" starts like this

danny's 'the most guy who can't leave well enough alone' ever

Hey,

I absolutely adore your art, especially the way you draw eyes. They're really cute and expressive. Can I steal it, please?

Also, hair in your art looks pretty cool, too.

For legal reasons this is a joke- (I'm sorry I couldn't resist)

But no seriously thank you, I'm glad people are enjoying my art!! :]

I can't stop thinking about this one time I called my angsty fic "smut" because in my mother tongue sadness is "smutek" and it didn't even occur to me, that it can mean anything else. Just, you know, localized term for angst or somehitn

I'm losing my mind over it, but in a good way. Dear good, this is so amazing I have no words

You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.