Oregon Really Invented Our Own Berry Just For This Chart

Oregon really invented our own berry just for this chart

Then Washington is like "besties!"

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So I googled most popular pie flavors in the United States because Pi Day is in March and I found this:

around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

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제가 여러분들을 생각할 때 떠오르는 이 감정들이 너무 벅차서 가끔은 이 모든 것들이 사라진다면, 혹은 꿈이라면 어떡할까. 이런 생각을 한 적이 있어요.

그래서 그 내용들을 바탕으로 곡을 쓰게 됐고 곡 분위기가 너무 우울해질까 싶어 이쁜 단어들로 가사를 채워봤습니다.

오로지 여러분들을 위한 노래이고 이 노래를 만든 저 자신도 들어주시는 여러분들도 결국에는 더 희망적이고, 스스로 빛나고, 힘이 될 수 있는 그런 노래가 됐으면 좋겠습니다.

아미 여러분들 항상 감사하고, 앞으로 더 좋은 추억들 많이 만들어 갑시다!

나의 아미

사랑합니다.

When I think of you, I feel so full of these emotions that sometimes I wonder what I’d do if all of this disappeared, or if it was all a dream. I’ve had thoughts like that.

So, I wrote this song based on that idea. I thought that the song might feel too depressing so I packed the lyrics full of pretty words.

This is a song for you only. I hope that this song will end up becoming something that gives us hope, makes us shine on one another, and is a source of strength for both me, the person who made the song, and you, the ones listening to it.

ARMYs, I’m always grateful to you. Let’s make lots of even better memories together in the future!

My ARMY.

I love you.

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[KOR/ENG LYRICS] VIBE by TAEYANG (Feat. Jimin of BTS)

말론 표현할 수 없지만 I can’t explain in words

Girl, You gotta know you got that vibe

네 미소는 Fine Art Your smile is Fine Art

내 영혼을 깨워 You wake up my soul

You got me feelin’ so right yeah

It’s a vibe

Yeah eh

This gon’ be the one and only theme song

너에게만 고정된 내 시선 My eyes are locked on only you

내겐 너란 하나뿐인 Mission To me, you’re my only Mission

불가능은 없어 Baby lights camera action Nothing is impossible, Baby lights camera action

나란 음악 위에 너는 Topline To my music, you’re the Topline

너란 도시 위에 나는 Skyline To your city, I’m the Skyline

넌 내 영화 속에 Highlight In my movie, you’re the Highlight

어두운 밤하늘 끝에 Twilight The Twilight at the end of the dark night sky

Just gets better

너를 처음부터 정주행하고 싶은 매력 So attractive you make me wanna binge-watch you from the start

You don’t know I want your love

(know I want your love)

이 밤이 끝나기 전에 Baby Before this night ends Baby

You know we got that vibe baby (해 뜰 때까지) You know we got that vibe baby (till the sun rises)

Look at me, look at me, 느낌이 나지 Look at me, look at me, you can feel it

Look at me, look at me, 느낌이 나지 Look at me, look at me, you can feel it

You know we got that vibe baby (해 질 때까지) You know we got that vibe baby (till the sun sets)

Look at you, look at you, 느낌이 나지 Look at you, look at you, you can feel it

느낌이 와 It’s a vibe I can feel it, It’s a vibe

This gon’ be the one and only Anthem

감각적이야 Sixth sense 반전 I can feel it in my senses, Sixth sense flipped

짜릿해 손만 잡아도 감전 It’s electric, sparks fly even when we just hold hands

너를 만나기 전까지 내 세상은 암전 Before meeting you my world was all dark

나란 무대 위에 너는 Spotlight To my stage, you’re the Spotlight

너란 한강 위에 나는 남산 To your Han river, I’m Namsan mountain*

더 완벽할 순 없잖아 Could it be any more perfect

어두운 밤하늘 끝에 Twilight The Twilight at the end of the dark night sky

I could feel it

너란 공간에 갇혀버렸어 You’re my Matrix I’m trapped in this space called ‘you’, You’re my Matrix

You don’t know I want your love

(know I want your love)

이 밤이 끝나기 전에 Baby Before this night ends Baby

You know we got that vibe baby (해 뜰 때까지) You know we got that vibe baby (till the sun rises)

Look at me, look at me, 느낌이 나지 Look at me, look at me, you can feel it

Look at me, look at me, 느낌이 나지 Look at me, look at me, you can feel it

You know we got that vibe baby (해 질 때까지) You know we got that vibe baby (till the sun sets)

Look at you, look at you, 느낌이 나지 Look at you, look at you, you can feel it

느낌이 와 It’s a vibe I can feel it, It’s a vibe

Look at the stars

밝게 빛나는 달 Moon shining bright

All through the night

우릴 비춰주고 있잖아 It’s shining on us

날 보는 너의 눈빛과 The way you look at me

진동을 계속 느끼고 싶어 I wanna keep feeling the vibration

(You gotta know you got that vibe)

You know we got that vibe baby (해 뜰 때까지) You know we got that vibe baby (till the sun rises)

Look at me, look at me, 느낌이 나지 Look at me, look at me, you can feel it

You know we got that vibe baby (해 질 때까지) You know we got that vibe baby (till the sun sets)

Look at you, look at you, 느낌이 나지 Look at you, look at you, you can feel it

느낌이 와 It’s a vibe I can feel it, It’s a vibe

Translators’ Notes:

*The Han river flows through Seoul and Namsan mountain lies to its north, thus looking as though it stands above the river.

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