Ppl In Tiktok Comments Do It To Themself. Theyre All Like I Cant Find Any Ffc Blah Blah Blah Lemme Open

ppl in tiktok comments do it to themself. they’re all like “i can’t find any ffc” blah blah blah “lemme open wattpad” like … do you not love yourself ???

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minors dni

if i don’t have a fandom listed in my masterlist i most likely will not write for it

although i write for spiderman/spiderverse, please do not ask me to post about underage characters. i will not write about them in any romantic/sexual sense

i also don’t write about celebrities

what do you think about adult!dave?

i think A LOT about him actually😵‍💫😭! specially him as like the jim halpert-type.. good lord.

i have a couple fics that i’m writing/finishing & posting over the next month or two :)

theres mostly mike schmidt & some dave lizewski & miguel o’hara, and then ill prob go back to tlou!

follow my fic blog & turn notifs on to be notified when i post them <3

PLEASE send mike schmidt reqs… i’m actually losing my mind over him rn😋

(wanna do smut drabbles but im desperate)

YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GO READ IF U LIKE MARAUDERS

halloween party at hogwarts? u can pick the pairing n stuff i just think halloween parties are so fun (maybe couples costumes?🤭)

i actually love you for requesting!!! also sorry this is kinda late ive been out for days aaah

˚⟡.• pairing: fem!reader x sirius black (hope thats ok!)

˚⟡.• word count: 568 (super short cause I've got something longer in the works)

It was Sirius' idea to do matching costumes. You thought it was a bit cringey, but he was convinced it was a spectacular plan. "I'll be a Vampire, and you'll be my victim. Isn't that a good idea, baby?" You would nod silently, not wanting to sound objected to the idea.

But when Halloween came, you ended up very excited. There was to be a huge party, with everyone invited. Sirius was especially jumpy, not able to hold back his excitement at the thought of you being attached to his hip all night.

You got ready together, obviously, and as you changed into your black corset, he watched in awe.

"Let me tie that for you, jolie fille." He whispered into your ear, tucking your hair out of the way. You blushed, for he was so fucking romantic.

He kissed your neck tenderly as he tightened your corset, biting lightly at your skin.

"Ow! Sirius, did you just bite me?" You asked, giggling.

"Well I'm a Vampire tonight, aren't I?" He said, tying the strings of your corset into a bow.

"Yes, Sirius. You are."

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You both looked hot, and you knew it. Walking into the party, Sirius had his arm tightly behind your back, smiling down at you.

"Oi! It's Mr and Mrs Black!" James shouted, running over holding Lily's hand. They were dressed as a doe and a stag, not surprising. "Bugger off, Prongs." Sirius answered, kissing your forehead lightly. You blushed intensely, admiring the decorations of the common room.

Everything was illuminated in an orange glow. It was gorgeous. Jack-o-Lanterns bobbed up and down midair, and the room smelled of freshly brewed tea. The party was fantastic, and the music even better.

You eventually found yourself involved in a heated make-out session with Sirius, when all of a sudden you two were being pulled apart and dragged to opposite sides of the common room. It was obviously game time.

The game was Mummy Wrap, and you and Sirius were chosen as the Mummies-to-be. Whichever team had a better Mummy would win an entire case of Fire Whiskey. Your team consisted of you, Lily, Remus, and Marlene. Sirius' team was him, Peter, James, and Mary.

Alice Fortescue had enchanted her wand with an amplifying charm, and was doing most of the announcements for the party.

"Teams! Get ready to start wrapping!" She called.

You looked over at Sirius, exchanging grins.

“3.. 2.. 1.. GO!"

You were extremely surprised how fast you became wrapped with toilet paper, and how loud the cheering was from onlookers. Seemingly as soon as it started, the timer went off and the wrapping was over.

"Sirius!" You shouted, not being able to see a thing with your face covered.

"Yes, Y/N?" He yelled back, laughing.

"I miss you!" You giggled, struggling to keep your balance.

"I'm sure I miss you more, sweetheart." Sirius purred.

Sirius' team had won the competition, as you had ended up falling over and ripping your Mummy-Wrap before the judging started.

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The rest of the party had gone by with a blur, and next thing you knew, you were being carried to the boy's dormitory bridal-style by Sirius.

"That was bloody awesome, Sirius." You cooed, putting your arms around his neck.

"You're bloody awesome." He gushed, dropping you onto his bed.

"Now," Sirius hummed. "how am I supposed to get this god damned corset off of you?"