Im Boutta Be A 17 Year Old Waterbottle

im boutta be a 17 year old waterbottle

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

BUY THE MR. L CHOCOLATE BUY IT NOW. HE IS OPENING A BRAND. BUY IT NOW.

Voices: Me

Arts: the amazing server members and owner of the super star hangout

who let me make this

this is a little art trade between me and my friend on discord! this is their mario oc, jewel (the one on the left) and my oc Stellis (the one on the right) i dont post often and i APOLOGIZE

Mario Headcanons (pt. 5)

Uh... sooooo it's been a while, huh? I meant to do this sooner, but I forgot... oops. Anyhoo! Here's some more headcanons for the red WAHOO man!

Mario LOVES animals, especially baby animals. He's famous for his voice getting SUPER high-pitched if he so much as sees a fluffy little critter to the point where he doesn't even sound human.

As a kid, Mario was a little troublemaker. Climbing trees wearing a fancy little suit, pulling pranks, getting a bit too distracted doing his school work, yeah... that was him. He was a good kid, but he liked having fun more than being serious (understandably so).

He has combined ADHD (impulsive/hyperactive and distractible). He is super excitable and always has to move around, even if he has no real reason. He also forgets important things easily if he gets side-tracked. Thankfully, Luigi (who I headcanon has OCD and autism) is there to remind him. They both help each other through their own struggles (*insert Vee squealing happily*)

Mario has dated both guys and girls. Here's the funny thing... he called himself straight while dating guys. His logic was basically "I still like girls, but I think he's cute, too!" Buddy... *facepalm*

Mario has a terrible fear of eels. Yes. EELS. He refuses to elaborate on why because even just talking about them scares the heck out of him.

I decided to block this anon AFTER I typed this out, but honestly I still wanna post it bc I really want everyone following me to see where I stand on this.

I get that everyone has ship preferences, and I'm open to much of anything (excluding illegal shit), but when you tell me that I'm "shoehorning" ships, especially in polycules, I'm going to take that personally.

THIS IS SO CUTE

Consider: Geno blushing so much that his ears start steaming (there may or may not be an actual fire starting in the doll)

teehee yeahhhhhh