In Like Second (or Fourth? Maybe First? Kindergarten?? Idk) Grade- We Had Dug A Fricking 50 Ft Stream

in like second (…or fourth? maybe first? kindergarten?? idk) grade- we had dug a fricking 50 ft stream with multiple branches and people digging on it constantly to make it bigger

i was pretty high up. i was a commander.

then we got shut down by a teacher-

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

Step By Step - Chapter One

A Mask!Wild Fic

Wild shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, hoping beyond hope that they had the right combination for the puzzle before them.

They had been in this dungeon for nearly a week now, slowly making progress through its apparently endless puzzles and minibosses. They had finally reached the end - Wild himself had struck the killing blow on the boss - and were trying to leave, only to find that there was one more puzzle to solve to unlock the door out.

Because of course there was.

It was an incredibly tedious puzzle, solvable only by the Chain going back through the entire damn dungeon to find the clues painted into increasingly cryptic murals on each floor.

It was long winded. It was annoying. It felt like lazy dungeon design.

And Wild really, really wanted to get outside.

The past few weeks had been hard on all of them. After a visit to a busy marketplace, Sky had fallen ill with what they at first thought was a cold and what had quickly devolved into a vicious vomiting bug. Then Four and Legend had fallen ill. Then Time, Wind, and Spirit. The sickness slowly began to creep its way through the Chain, another getting sick every time one began to recover.

Wild had tried to help out. He honestly had - he already wore a mask and he often wore gloves, so he already had an advantage when it came to avoiding infection. And even at that, he did his utmost to try and stay safe. The idea of getting sick while on the road, while surrounded by his brothers whose opinions he valued so much, was simply unacceptable to him. He couldn’t let it happen. He wouldn’t.

And yet it had.

Read the rest on AO3!

Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you

i tried everything at least once, but “Horse. Literally just pretending to be a horse” to be added-

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

alrightyyyyy nowzers

the fukin thingamabob for the copy and paste on ao3 hates me and i cant figure it out so y’all are dealing with it until i actually use my one brain cell

also

@cat-at-a-writing-desk

hello this is wayward telling people to go read your fic :)

so. i started a new fic.

it’s based off of Of All That Was (27554 words) by SmileLikeTheCheshireCat Chapters: 10/? Fandom: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Link (Legend of Zelda), Wild (Linked Universe), Riju (Legend of Zelda), Tulin (Legend of Zelda), Teba (Legend of Zelda), Sidon (Legend of Zelda), Yunobo (Legend of Zelda), Buliara (Legend of Zelda), Zelda (Legend of Zelda), Flora (Linked Universe), Urbosa (Legend of Zelda), Revali (Legend of Zelda), Mipha (Legend of Zelda), Daruk (Legend of Zelda) Additional Tags: Linked Universe (Legend of Zelda), Wild (Linked Universe)-centric, King Rhoam Bosphoramus Hyrule Being an Asshole, there WILL be heavy topics touched upon, botw rewrite, Female Wild (Linked Universe), Queer Characters, the inherent trauma of being a Hero, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Happy Ending, Promise, There will be swearing, the inherent confusion of time traveling found family, Wild gains an emotional support animal Series: Part 1 of An Amalgamation

by SmileLikeTheCheshireCat on ao3. It’s an amazing story so far! the last update was on 8/30 (august 30th) this year, and there should be more updates soon!

it follows pretty much the same story line, with amnesiac wild waking up in the shrine. but instead of just legend helping out wild (in bunny form) we have twilight as wolfie!

i dont think i’m ever going to post it, unless i get an ao3 account (maybe on tumblr, idk), or i get permission from the author to post it

go read Of All That Was right now!! so good!!

Summary of Of All That Was: Link isn't entirely sure what's going on. She woke up in a glowing cave with only strange animals, monsters, and a creepy old man as company on the outside. And that's not even getting into the weird voice in her head telling her to save Hyrule. How, exactly, is she supposed to save everyone when she doesn't even remember what a pepper is? This is…gonna be a long life, isn't it? And can someone come get their grandpa? This old man is really starting to freak Link out! In which the amnesiac is told that the Big Bad killed her 100 years ago and she responds a little more realistically than speed running towards it.

(for all you wild angst lovers.. there is some angst in Of All That Was, and for my rendition of it, i’m gonna traumatize wild so much :D)

Has anyone done this?

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Art credit @/linkeduniverse