*Clears Throat.*I WANT ONE.

*Clears throat.* I WANT ONE.

Edit:

This was an attempt.

HOLY CRAP IT WORKED.

Who was going to tell me that you can automatically reblog a post on phone if you hold the reblog button

How was I supposed to know that you can hold the reblog button??

Finally. Some good ducking haikus.

Cat rescue: we caught this tortie kitten and were very surprised to discover he is a BOY!

Comments: noooooo torties can only be girls you suck at sexing kittens

Cat rescue: *posts a photo of this kitten's entire anus and ballsack* no seriously, he's a boy

Comments: ew gross why would you post this that's nasty

Metaaaaaal.

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

A question I get asked a lot while working at a public library is "how do you deal with homeless people?"

And the answer is, we don't.

The unhoused people who come here seeking refuge 99% of the time understand that they will be kicked out if they misbehave.

The people you have to watch out for are Jessica, who only came because the kid she didn't want had to visit for a homework assignment and she just *needs* to yell at her child for asking to borrow two books or stay an extra five minutes, or Michael, who came in to look at porn on our computers for whatever fucking reason, or Karen who just wanted to come by to throw a fit that the particular book she wanted was checked out and harrass our staff about our collection being too limited.

99% of the time, the people we need to ban are middle to upper-middle class white people while the homeless and mentally ill/disabled people mind their own damn business and are honestly some of the best patrons we have.