AU: Where

AU: where

•Donald Trump never got elected

•We’re all on top of climate change

•She-ra season three never happened cause Catra got some very needed therapy

•Voltron season eight just never happened

And the world was good

Zarkon: Hey, I bought your soul a couple of weeks ago and-

Shiro: No returns

Zarkon: Please, its making me sad

Shiro: *dozes off at meeting*

Iverson: Commander Shirogane.

Shiro:

Arusian Diplomat: Black Paladin?

Shiro:

Keith: Shiro.

Shiro:

Hunk: *under breath* Lance’sdaddysaywhat?

Shiro: *frowning* What?

Allura: MEETING ADJOURNED!

Matt: Are you excited to see Adam?

Lance: who’s Adam?

Shiro: I don’t recall

Matt: uhhh… your ex-fiancé?

Keith: HE DOESNT RECALL MATTHEW

You only live once.

Shiro: Do you see the colour of this helmet?

Allura: Shiro–

Shiro: What colour is it.

Allura: *sighs* It’s black.

Shiro: It’s black. I’m the Black Paladin that means what I say goes!

Allura: But this…you go too far. You’re abusing your authority!

Shiro, mostly covered by the other paladins: GROUP HUGS ARE NEVER AN ABUSE OF AUTHORITY!