I Have No Idea How This Happened But Somehow My AirPods Were In My Dads Bag?! I Definitely Didnt Put

I have no idea how this happened but somehow my AirPods were in my dads bag?! I definitely didn’t put them there but idc because I have them and that’s all that matters!!!

I’m not going to go insane!

I’m actually going to go insane. I’m going on vacation and I lost my AirPods! All I did was take them out to get in the shower and when I got out they disappeared! I have no idea where I put them and literally no one could find them. Now we’re driving to the airport and I can’t listen to music.

I’m going to cry.

Hypocritically speaking, if I come out I could read, interact, in general not hide gay shit.

I wouldn’t have to hide my phone and what I’m looking at if my family knew.

(This will never happen because I’m never coming out to my family and they would probably tell me to stop “shoving it down their throats” or some shit like that if I came out.)

YESSS, SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!!

stan is the only member of the pines twins^2 to never make a deal with bill and i think he needs more credit for that.

ford makes, just, so many deals with his demon boyfriend

dipper literally trades his body to bill in sock opera

and while i will die on the hill that it was never her fault, mabel is tricked into making a deal with him for weirdmagenon.

but stan never gets tricked. the only time he comes close was when he was pretending to be ford but that was with the sole purpose of getting bill erased. never does bill get to him or twist his thoughts. for being the "dumb one" he's surprisingly rational in this was.

nobody matches bill intellectually, ford's fatal flaw is that he thought he did, and the pines family wins because they have an emotional core that bill never had (the power of sibling bonding saves the day and i love it) but ill go out on a limb and say that out of everyone, stan is the only one to match bill's street smarts.

bill's a master manipulator but stan is a professional con-artist with no respect for the law, you tell me who's coming out on top.

stan successfully faked his own death, ran a business for 30 years, taught himself some sort of advanced engineering to repair the portal, evaded local, federal and international authorities from the age of 18, and did it all without any support.

and going back to when he pretends to be ford to get bill to enter his mind, that scene makes stan the only character to ever outwit bill.

anyways this has been a stan pines appreciation post, thank you and goodnight

I ship fiddlestan not because I think they’re cute, hell I don’t even think they’re gay, I only ship it because I don’t like Ford (jk) and think it would be hilarious if they were together from his point of view.

I’m one of those people that ship characters out of spite.

My favorite thing is when celebrities get to the point in their fame where they just do anything. Like Daniel Radcliffe and Snoop Dog just do whatever they want and I love it.

Reminder: every time you draw Stan or Ford Pines without wrinkles, an angel loses its wings