Amendment To English: Soffff

Amendment to English: Soffff

Having the harsh T sound at the end of the word that’s supposed to mean SOFT does not make sense.

Hence, I present, the new and improved - SOFFFFF.

Image for representation only. As in to say sofff like Park Jimin coyly smiling in a bunny hat.

With its fluffy fuh sound an endless flow of breeze between the inside of your lips and your teeth, a fitting pronunciation to the word that’s supposed to describe sheep’s wool pillows that your head is laid against as you drift off into dreamland.

It costs nothing. Just fuck convention and say, ‘Sofffff’.

Bonus - the number of ‘ffff’s can be adjusted according to the intensity of sofffness and/or however the fuck you want. Yas flexible spelling.

Literally this

It’s probably a ways before you were here but 100% worth it I promise. Really weird, lots of cringe but this is what I grew up with in the 90s. Don’t want to suffer alone anymore. Haan but message is - tumse dil lagaane ki sazaa hai

I think I’m a Shreya Stan too. Your posts are the funniest and realest and sometimes the most real in the funniest way.

Yes you deserve this much gushing.

HELEPSMSJDNANXJSJFJR IM SCREAMIGN THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU BESTIE <3

@ladyartemesia THANK YOU. This is ruining my life in the best way possible to a whole ANOTHER LEVVVEL.

cartoon namjoon

If anyone ever wants to unfold desire within themselves, read @sunshyngal. This woman knows how to write. She writes desire and feeling with trust and care. It’s a heady concoction and a warm comforter. To all those who wanted to pressure her to write one thing over another, would you ask the rain to fall ‘a particular way’? That’s how she writes, for me. Like the rain. Thank you, Shyn.

One last teaser because i loved this part :’(  its not a spoiler but in case you guys don’t want to read it now you can ignore it but if you do read please tell me you liked it  :( :( 

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Um having done this a ridiculous amount (my first fanfic binge was Zutara), I hereby give my heart the permission to love these cartoon men as much as I want. No one can ever say anything against this. Because, LOOK -

Guys. I may have gone overboard with the cartoon filter.