Lord - Tumblr Posts
Have I missed something? Is mother fucking LORD OF THE RINGS TRENDING????
"If God had designed woman as man's master, he would have taken her from his head; if as his slave, he would have taken her from his feet; but as he designed her for his companion and equal, he took her from his side." - Augustine of Hippo
What is your religion? (christian only)
When you should have stopped eating hours ago but you funnel fed your belly an entire weight gain shake instead 🥵🐷
Fat chat & chugging shake on my page 🫃🏻
The chief of Huitztlan has been keeping his eyes on Kinich's growth closely, and it's really gotten to a point where he's become the talk of the tribe. People aren't usually encouraged to get as heavy as Kinich currently is, but the special circumstances of his bodytype being exactly what they all find most attractive has turned him into aa common topic of discussion.
Kinich feels, as always, conflicted about it. He secretly really enjoys the attention it's given him, and he isn't too grossed out by his fat since he knows it's what's considered extremely attractive in his culture, but he really doesn't want to end up like his brothers.
Still, he can't really say no to the dozens of adoring women offering to eat out with him and contribute as a group to his weight gain.
when we met at the bar and u said i reminded u of your daughter, i thought u were turning me down gently, but there was this strange, hungry look in your eye as u said it. it scared me. then u put your hand, your firm, older hand, on my thigh, and your wedding ring caught the light from the overhead lamp, and u leaned in close and asked me to come home with u. u sounded so predatory, so lustful, that it made my stomach drop. i didn't know what to say, i couldn't even shake my head in refusal. but u laughed and said, "that's a good bitch." and u dragged me out of the bar and into your car without another word. ♡
Unveiling the True Meaning of Easter: A Celebration of Hope, Renewal, and Redemption Shaina Tranquilino April 1, 2024
As the spring breeze gently sweeps away the remnants of winter and flowers bloom to adorn the earth with vibrant hues, the world prepares to celebrate Easter. Beyond the colourful eggs, chocolate bunnies, and joyous gatherings, lies a profound significance embedded in the essence of Easter – a story of hope, renewal, and redemption that transcends time and culture.
Easter, celebrated by billions around the globe, holds its roots in both religious and cultural traditions. For Christians, it commemorates the resurrection of Jesus Christ, the pivotal event that marks the triumph of life over death, and the promise of salvation for humanity. It's a cornerstone of the Christian faith, symbolizing the ultimate sacrifice made out of unconditional love and the victory over sin and darkness.
The journey to Easter begins with Lent, a period of reflection, repentance, and spiritual preparation observed for forty days leading up to Easter Sunday. It mirrors the forty days Jesus spent fasting in the wilderness, facing temptation and strengthening his resolve for the divine mission ahead. Lent invites believers to engage in acts of self-discipline, prayer, and charity, fostering spiritual growth and a deeper connection with God.
The climax of Easter unfolds with Holy Week, a sacred time that retraces the final moments of Jesus' life – from his triumphant entry into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday to the Last Supper, his betrayal, crucifixion, and ultimately, his resurrection. Each event holds profound significance, encapsulating themes of humility, sacrifice, forgiveness, and the promise of new beginnings.
Good Friday stands as a sombre reminder of Jesus' crucifixion, a poignant display of sacrificial love and the depths of human suffering. Yet, it is through this act of selflessness that redemption is made possible. The darkness of Good Friday gives way to the dawn of Easter Sunday – a day of unparalleled joy and celebration, as Christians worldwide rejoice in the resurrection of Christ and the promise of eternal life.
However, the message of Easter extends beyond the confines of religious doctrine, resonating with people of diverse backgrounds and beliefs. It serves as a timeless symbol of hope and renewal, inviting individuals to reflect on their own journey of transformation and the possibility of starting anew.
In a world often fraught with despair, uncertainty, and adversity, Easter offers a beacon of hope – a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there exists the promise of light and redemption. It encourages us to confront our own trials and tribulations with courage and resilience, knowing that every setback is an opportunity for growth, and every obstacle, a stepping stone toward a brighter future.
Moreover, Easter fosters a spirit of unity and community, bringing together families, friends, and communities to share in the joy of new life and the blessings of fellowship. It transcends cultural boundaries, fostering a sense of solidarity and compassion that binds humanity together in times of joy and sorrow alike.
As we adorn our homes with Easter lilies, gather around tables laden with festive feasts, and exchange greetings of joy and renewal, let us not forget the true essence of Easter – a celebration of hope, renewal, and redemption. May its timeless message inspire us to embrace life's challenges with unwavering faith and to cherish each moment as a gift of grace. For in the resurrection of Christ lies the promise of new beginnings and the eternal triumph of love over all. Happy Easter!
LORD URANUS
who will shake you like an electric eel
My dominant ♥
LORD MARS
who will light your fire
Its these two again as is the usual of course