Incredible Juxtaposition Of Pike Screaming MY TIT!!

Incredible juxtaposition of Pike screaming MY TIT!!

vs. well. in slowmo:

Rereading The Hobbit, like you do, and when the party gets to Rivendell the narrator says “I wish I had time to tell you even a few of the tales or one or two of the songs that they heard in that house.”

And like. Jirt. My man.

I know it’s for narrative effect, but nothing I have ever read in my entire life has been less believable than Tolkien himself writing that he doesn’t have time to include a song.

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

Holy Mary, Mother of God,

Pray for us sinners, now, and at the hour of our death.

Amen.