I Thought That Delaware Is That Guy Who Drinks Blood.

I thought that Delaware is that guy who drinks blood.

And he’s also immortal. Technically…

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Ok

So this

Gave me the same vibes as this:

Every year when me and my family prepare easter-eggs I add something from fandoms I like. This time:

Part 1

That’s literally what happened.

When Coulson asked May to be his wife on the team:

My friend was in McDonald and send me this photo.

It says „pull”

Door for force users or something?