Maybe Not All Technically Desserts But I Count Them As Desserts

Maybe not all technically desserts but I count them as desserts

Diavolo: Black Forest cake

Barbatos: pistachio rose crinkle cake

Lucifer: plum pudding

Mammon: grilled peaches

Levi: tanghulu

Satan: apple spice cake

Asmo: strawberry chiffon cake

Beel: orange upside down cake

Belphie: ube roll cake

Simeon: Millionaire shortbread bars

Luke: brown butter blondie

Solomon: fruit tart

Very important question

If the obey me characters are desserts, what kind of desserts they are? Also what kind of flavours they are?🤓☝️

Asking for a friend cough coughs-

y'all need to stop being weird about people's ages. The sooner you stop thinking of people over 30 as some sort of alien species, the better your life will be

Manga Barbatos being aware that Obey Me was a game all along is such a huge Monika moment, I’m just waiting for the day he breaks the forth wall in game and it gets all Doki Doki Literature Club and it makes sense cuz demons and stuff so it could be genuinely scary. aaaaaaaa ✨✨😭

Thinking about unbridled tension with Diavolo because…

If there’s something Diavolo wants, he will get it.

Lucifer, the once beloved Morningstar, takes a metaphorical knee when he sees Diavolo.

Barbados, a being who could bend time at will has acquiesced to Diavolo’s command.

He will get the three realms to unify. The naysayers who think Diavolo will flounder and fail cannot comprehend how wrong they are.

No one can comprehend that Diavolo will unify the three realms because he will have you.

It’s not up for debate. A mild human interest kickstarted Diavolo’s appreciation of you. You were much more appealing than Solomon, your wary eyes a mismatch for his that screamed power.

Yes. Diavolo’s been watching.

When you beguiled Mammon into a pact, when you took Levi and Beel as collateral. He nearly proposed to you when you claimed Lucifer as yours. How bold.

But Diavolo can bide his time. He knows you want him, he’s seen and preened at the side glances you give him. Gone shirtless or worn a tight fitting shirt to give you something to think about for the rest of the week. He’s crowded into your space, a “clueless” smile on why you’re so nervous.

Barbatos eerily applauded you for making Diavolo so patient. You didn’t understand his comment, but didn’t dwell on it because Diavolo walks in. And when he comes in, he demands your attention. Who are you to look away from the Prince of the Devildom himself?

Oh no. You’ll keep looking. You like what you see.

Diavolo gets everything he wants. He likes where you’re at now, the unbidden tension. Will you snap? Will he? How far do humans go before they say, “fuck it” and spill their heart out.

Diavolo will unify the three realms. And he will have you.

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

fast food, fast fashion, songs being sped up, tv show seasons being only 8 episodes long, replacing youtube vlogs with fifteen second “day in the life” tiktoks, people in their 20s complaining about being too old...everything is so rushed, we have lost the art of lingering.