This Whole Thing Is Cracking Me Up Way More Than It Should, But My Favourite Part Is Definitely The Paltry

This whole thing is cracking me up way more than it should, but my favourite part is definitely the paltry five tablespoons of pepper. Somehow, I feel like that ratio is off...

As a fan of The Lord of the Rings, the Beatles, and the absurd in general, you can imagine how frequently I think about this.

The thought of John as Gollum will forever amuse me...

thinking about how there was almost a film adaptation of Lord of The Rings by Stanley Kubrick and The Beatles that was gonna have Paul McCartney as Frodo, Ringo Starr as Sam, George Harrison as Gandalf and John Lennon as Gollum but it shut down by J. R. R Tolkien himself because he hated the idea of a pop group adapting his story and Kubrick said it was “unfilmable”

I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."

another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now

Behold. My new favorite reaction image.

Cranberry sauce

various small belongings of his master's that Frodo had forgotten and Sam had stowed to bring them out in triumph when they were called for.

Does Sam know I love him