22 years old. This blog probably started with a cohesive theme, but it's steadily becoming more random. Apologies.
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NaNoWriMo, the competition whose raison d'etre is making people write actual words for a month, declaring that you can do writing with AI is a predictably inane choice. But coaching their statement in social justice language about how banning AI is classist and ableist, now that elevates it to the sublimely dopey
Reblog to get sent assumptions about you. Interests, habits, favourite colour, height, anything goes >:3
Well, that's double what I asked for! The people have clearly spoken.
If this gets two notes, I'll make one of those tacky pinned posts with too many GIFs and things of the like.
If this gets two notes, I'll make one of those tacky pinned posts with too many GIFs and things of the like.
People were painting at the social group I belong to at my local library, so naturally, I decided to make a portrait based on that one comically awkward photo of Ringo in a living room.
Unnecessarily Purple Substitutes For The Phrase “Purple Prose”
Wordsmithery of a Tyrian hue
His pen’s ink was in half-mourning
A style so intensely violet as to have almost passed beyond the visible spectrum
Passages which ought to be carved in porphyry and declared the exclusive property of the Roman emperors
The pages stretched before her like the expanse of Lent, although without either the austerity or the variety: which is to say that they were lengthy, mortifying, and draped in violet
The poet’s style had mixed the red of strong emotion with the blue of deep contemplation in reckless quantities, creating a result so vividly colored as to be barely comprehensible
In addition to its taste and health benefits, I have to appreciate honey for being the one food you can dig out of your pantry after God-knows-how-many years, see that its texture is entirely changed, still go, “Yep, that’s good enough,” eat, and actually not get sick from.
self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
The Beatles' pre-conference ar Capitol Records Tower in Los Angeles, August 29, 1965.
Pleased to report I'm both the older and taller sibling. Displeased this means an inconvenience clothes/shoe shopping, but oh well...
We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex
I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.
I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.
Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.
Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.
🎶 POYOOOOOOOOOOO 🎶
Ah, Kirbe! Good to see you again.
Now, I'd never have a guest without feeding them (even virtually), so take this galaktoboureko I got when I was out with my cousin.
Comment that arguably ruins it but is sandwiched between two funny additions and therefore stays in the version everyone reblogs
Recycled tumblr humor
Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.
It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)