Well, That's Double What I Asked For! The People Have Clearly Spoken.

Well, that's double what I asked for! The people have clearly spoken.

If this gets two notes, I'll make one of those tacky pinned posts with too many GIFs and things of the like.

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

Pleased to report I'm both the older and taller sibling. Displeased this means an inconvenience clothes/shoe shopping, but oh well...

We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex

Reblog to get sent assumptions about you. Interests, habits, favourite colour, height, anything goes >:3

Unnecessarily Purple Substitutes For The Phrase “Purple Prose”

Wordsmithery of a Tyrian hue

His pen’s ink was in half-mourning

A style so intensely violet as to have almost passed beyond the visible spectrum

Passages which ought to be carved in porphyry and declared the exclusive property of the Roman emperors

The pages stretched before her like the expanse of Lent, although without either the austerity or the variety: which is to say that they were lengthy, mortifying, and draped in violet

The poet’s style had mixed the red of strong emotion with the blue of deep contemplation in reckless quantities, creating a result so vividly colored as to be barely comprehensible