wetcatjohnward

John Ward

Uh, Hi. I’m a priest, and I perform exorcists. Nice to meet you! I need these slippers in my life!“What I am about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.”

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Yeah, He Whimpers And Cries, But He Also Beats The Shit Out Of People For No Fucking Reason. Hes A Pitiful

Yeah, he whimpers and cries, but he also beats the shit out of people for no fucking reason. He’s a pitiful man.

UHHHH I JUST KNOW THIS MAN WHIMPERS OKAY??? I JUST KNOW IT----

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wetcatjohnward

9 months ago

No- Just-Just no-

Percy Wetmore 💖

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wetcatjohnward

9 months ago

This is absolutely adorable.

Me, my partner and our newly adopted son that we found scuttling under a pot (he kept asking for some peans? not quite peas, not quite beans? but something special in betweens?)

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I get it if you don't trust my shitty fanart but please take this as a sign from the gods and go play it ! we had a delightful weekend with this absurd gem of a game, 100% would recommend

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wetcatjohnward

9 months ago

In the movie, he literally punches Percy in the fucking face for saying “I didn’t know the sponge was supposed to be wet.” so yeah, he fucking hates him. With a burning passion.

One of the weirdest parts of the mini fandom in the green mile is that there are ppl who ship Brutus Howell with Percy wetmore, even tho the book AND the movie explicitly shows Brutus hating Percy, it even states that In the book, Paul had to stop Brutus from almost killing Percy after dels execution

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wetcatjohnward

9 months ago

WIP Nacha

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tnmn thats not my neighbor tnmn fanart nacha mikaelys

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wetcatjohnward

9 months ago

Whoever the fuck told you to kill yourself is a pussy. They need to get a fucking life and leave you alone.

Kill yourself

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