So, There I Was Chilling On The Couch At Family Thanksgiving. I'm Just Sitting With My Dad, Reading A

So, there I was chilling on the couch at family Thanksgiving. I'm just sitting with my dad, reading a book while he's talking with someone who is related to me (no clue how)

And I hear my dad say, "No, but Taylor Swift is the actual Devil or his daughter."

AND HE MEANT IT LITERALLY

HE WENT ON ABOUT HOW SHE WAS PLANNED TO BE FAMOUS SINCE SHE WAS 10 AND HOW SHE WAS A PART OF SOME KIND OF DEVIL WORSHIPPING CHURCH

AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, DAD WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS???

Christianity installed fear in me as a child SO hard and for what??

I listened to Ariana Grande's God is a Woman as a child and thought I was going to hell for it lmaoo

I HATE THE WHORE BOTS

I'm just on Tumblr, tumblring as I do and I get a message

And I'm like, Oh! Someone likes my silly shit enough to message me.

But no, it's a bot telling me how kinky it is.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I want to eat the Allogravity-Condensed Water Bodies

I say I hate football, but here I am, watching the Iron Bowl with rapt attention, begging for the team I like to score