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What-is-life-if-not-a-joke - Tumblr Blog
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
I SEE A SILHOUETTE OF A SPIDER
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
WHERE DID IT FANDANGO??
So, there I was chilling on the couch at family Thanksgiving. I'm just sitting with my dad, reading a book while he's talking with someone who is related to me (no clue how)
And I hear my dad say, "No, but Taylor Swift is the actual Devil or his daughter."
AND HE MEANT IT LITERALLY
HE WENT ON ABOUT HOW SHE WAS PLANNED TO BE FAMOUS SINCE SHE WAS 10 AND HOW SHE WAS A PART OF SOME KIND OF DEVIL WORSHIPPING CHURCH
AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, DAD WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS???
So, there I was chilling on the couch at family Thanksgiving. I'm just sitting with my dad, reading a book while he's talking with someone who is related to me (no clue how)
And I hear my dad say, "No, but Taylor Swift is the actual Devil or his daughter."
AND HE MEANT IT LITERALLY
HE WENT ON ABOUT HOW SHE WAS PLANNED TO BE FAMOUS SINCE SHE WAS 10 AND HOW SHE WAS A PART OF SOME KIND OF DEVIL WORSHIPPING CHURCH
AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, DAD WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS???
My favorite thing to do when I’m on ao3 (besides the obvious) is go to the bookmark section and see if I can find multiple fics with the same premise in a row and then look at the username bookmark list.
I see those smut fanfics you bookmarked. I’ve seen how many you bookmarked in a row. Nobody is safe.
My favorite thing to do when I’m on ao3 (besides the obvious) is go to the bookmark section and see if I can find multiple fics with the same premise in a row and then look at the username bookmark list.
I see those smut fanfics you bookmarked. I’ve seen how many you bookmarked in a row. Nobody is safe.
Listen, I may be a raging lesbian, but I would sell my soul to the five characters in the game Touchstarved
Listen, I may be a raging lesbian, but I would sell my soul to the five characters in the game Touchstarved
I say I hate football, but here I am, watching the Iron Bowl with rapt attention, begging for the team I like to score
I say I hate football, but here I am, watching the Iron Bowl with rapt attention, begging for the team I like to score
Merry Turkey Day!
Time to go shove food into my mouth and disappoint my family!
Merry Turkey Day!
Time to go shove food into my mouth and disappoint my family!
I HATE THE WHORE BOTS
I'm just on Tumblr, tumblring as I do and I get a message
And I'm like, Oh! Someone likes my silly shit enough to message me.
But no, it's a bot telling me how kinky it is.
I want to eat the Allogravity-Condensed Water Bodies
I want to eat the Allogravity-Condensed Water Bodies
Christianity installed fear in me as a child SO hard and for what??
I listened to Ariana Grande's God is a Woman as a child and thought I was going to hell for it lmaoo
ALL FOR THE GAME WOULD BE PERFECT ANIMATED, CHANGE MY MIND
ALL FOR THE GAME WOULD BE PERFECT ANIMATED, CHANGE MY MIND
Is it just me or did Nicky literally switch personalities??
In the Foxhole Court, he was making r-word jokes, kissed Neil without consent, and apparently talked about how much he wanted to sleep with Neil in German
But in The Raven King and the King's Men, he's a loving and devoted boyfriend to Eric, even without Eric actually present and he's less predatory towards Neil and just seems to be an all-around amazing guy.
Or am I just crazy??
I don't understand people who write the Traveler as broke (unless its for ✨plot✨
I literally have 11024136 mora right now
I don't understand people who write the Traveler as broke (unless its for ✨plot✨
I literally have 11024136 mora right now
*banging pots and pans*
HEY, I NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, I'M TIRED OF MY PERSONALITY
*banging pots and pans*
HEY, I NEED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, I'M TIRED OF MY PERSONALITY