Dude I Was Talking About How Pretty Women Are And Then I Got Distracted By An Ad For Isopod Earrings

Dude I was talking about how pretty women are and then i got distracted by an ad for isopod earrings and so I just casually said

"I agree, women are iSOPODS!"

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You were never sick in your entire life. When you decided to donate blood it turned out that your blood is not only compatible with every blood type but also contains special blood cells that can cure every disease regardless if its physically or mentally. And the public found out about it!

oh man i’m slammed back into life series mode and i cant stop it even though i full well know it could be a scam. but it might not be. and i need to do something about it!

so i’m holding my traditional poll. i’ve held this three times, [poll 1], [poll 2] and [poll 3], with the most recent one being when we knew secret life was coming.

PLEASE ramble in the tags i LOVE hearing your thoughts and i LOVE getting weird justifications for smps i’ve never heard of. and it doesn’t have to be just smps either, someone submitted the hunger games on one of these it was great i respect it

"So. Where is your secret base?"

"In the Milky Way."

"No no, I mean where on Earth."

"It's on a tectonic plate!"

"No- Where specifically on Earth is it?"

"Ohhh I see what you mean!

"Finally, I thought this would ta-"

"It's on the Crust layer!"

"I swear to- Alright. What city is it located nearest to?"

"A city with a population of humans!"

"You- That isn't an answer!"

"It's also not a lie!"

This goes on for an extended period of time.

The villain claims to have injected you with a truth serum. In reality the serum they injected you with only prevents you from lying and the villain will soon learn that not lying and telling the truth are two very different things.

imagine if the units at zaporizhzhia had a nuclear meltdown. nobody would trust ever russia with nuclear anything again.

russia has been operating that plant since like mid 2022 and have already caused eight power outages and concerned everyone who glances in its general direction.