Person: What's On That Flashdrive?
Person: What's on that flashdrive?
Me, panicking: Uh, memes!
Person: Oh, ok! (Leaves)
Meanwhile the flashdrive actually contained a bunch of evidence of said person sexually harassing my friend group that I was going to turn in to the school's front office the next day.
It technically wasn't a lie since that dudes life is basically a meme.
I technically signed a non-disclosure form for that entire situation but I think that it was stupid to force me to sign one so I will be disregarding it.
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