If Things To Wrong, You Can Always Attempt To Seduce The Sentient Algae Covered Scuba Gear From The Mid

If things to wrong, you can always attempt to seduce the sentient algae covered scuba gear from the mid 1930's that crawled out of the ocean last night between the hours of 3:00am and 5:00am.

Stupid "The Owl House" AU idea:

Emperor Belos but it turns out he was Luz's dad the whole time.

(I guess spoilers?? ....Yea... Spoilers. Be careful, idiots)

Think about it, this chick has no father figure. All she has is her mom and Eda and Lilith and King and... I guess her friends?

Please- just imagine the possibilities.

We KNOW thanks to Young Blood, Old Souls, that he DOESNT want to conquer the human world. So why does he want a go back? Wife. Bitch wanna see his wife.

The moment he and Camilla meet up tho she's just like "Where the hell have you been."

Awkward family dinners?

Bro does he even eat. Or would he just crack open a palisman like an egg and dump it in his eyes again.

Belos and Luz having awkward father daughter moments because they tried to kill each other :))))

Tension between Belos and Eda cause they both care about Luz but she's got wild magic and he's got the coven system.

Belos trying to convince Luz to join a coven??? But Eda and King fuel her chaotic teenage energy and tell her to defy the system.

He's been gone from their lives so long he's banished to the couch. He tried to beat up their daughter so he must sleep on the couch as punishment for his bad boy emperor crimes.

King is just the family dog.

You know that trope about the dad saying "we're not getting a dog" but he and dog become best friends? That's Belos and King.

PARENT NIGHT AT HEXSIDE?

CAMILLA, EDA, AND BELOS JUST STROLL IN AND PRINCIPAL BUMP HAS NEVER BEEN SO INTIMIDATED OR CONFUSED. LIKE???? WH A T.

This would also mean that Camilla just??? Knows about the boiling isles I guess??? But there's already so many AUs where she does so- this is just another body to throw on the pile.

Just-

Imagine the possibilities.

Hey I forgot Tumblr existed for a while

So uh yeah. Basically I've spent the last few months preparing for a freaking school musical, and shiz, and I've forgotten I had a Tumblr. So maybe I'll start posting shiz again? Maybe? Idk man.

What if like-

I just sat in my bed for 17 hours every day eating brownie brittle. Can god spite me at this point? No? Okay good.

we stan one (1) slightly murderous creation

Hecc

I've made a strange decision to get into the wtnv podcast. Help. I'm on episode 32 at the moment.