I Once Ate A Sticky Note. I Might Elaborate On This Someday

I once ate a sticky note. I might elaborate on this someday

My favorite drink is vinegar

Bro do u wanna help curl my hair?

Yea bro

Fuck your Hogwarts house, what’s your Wings Of Fire tribe?

What is a chinese dragon?

The chinese dragon ( also known as the loong, long or lung dragon) is officially described as a creature with :

• the body of a snake

• the snout of a dog

• the legs of a chicken

• the antlers of a deer

• and the eyes of a lobster

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Yeah, that seems about right