Give This Man, His Little Swordsmen

Give this man, his little swordsmen 

help him build his crew

I think I’m too dyslexic to read this 

Damian: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Becky is such a menace



And Martha is the only one standing in between her and society 

Their relationship means a lot to me.

I have a question for Tumbler:

Why do most people ask questions anonymously? Is there any particular reason for it or is it just a thing that everyone does?

(Sorry I’m new to Tumblr I only got it for art because I got fed up with Insta& the algorithm)

Not me reading this as:

‘I’ss kill you where you stand’

& trying to figure out what the fuck it meant 

Damian: I’ll kill you where you stand

Anya: You should replace those Ls with S

Damian:

Damian: *storms away to hide his blush*

I’m mad I understand that

and it worked