Wait, If Liyue Is Based Off Of China And There's Bamboo...

Wait, if Liyue is based off of China and there's bamboo...

WHY ISN'T THERE ANY PANDA ADEPTI-HUMAN LIKE GANYU?!

I MEAN, IMAGINE! THE BAMBOO SHOOT COULD BE ONE OF THEIR ASCENSION MATERIALS! THE COULD BE A CLAYMORE!

HELL, I'LL WAIT FOR DENDRO IF IT MEANS I'LL HAVE A PANDA ADEPTI THAT'S A DENDRO CLAYMORE!

I SWEAR! That if that panda is a polearm, ima shove one up the person whoever came up with that's rear end

Sorry, I just want a somewhat chonky panda claymore character

Feeling like a sickly Victorian child, I've been puking my meals out, this is not how I want to spend my week

Sorry, but I just got this thought.

So Destiny (the games) has Hive "gods". One being Savathun, basically the God of Deception who lines up people and stories to knock them down to achieve what she wants, like stealing the games main powers/abilites. Fun fact, she made a viral chant/song that can mind control people. There's also the "God of war" Xivu Arath, who's basically the strongest person to exist and feeds off war. Fyi, they're also sisters with a trans-brother Oryx, the Taken King (It's better if ya look this stuff up). They also get strongest for each dead sibling.

So now imagine a Villain au reader who is basically Savathun and Xivu Arath combined. That's is probably the most powerful and scariest person to exist. They can easily take over the world by manipulating everyone to not be able to defend others (Ex: Force Diluc into a meeting that's far from Mondstadt to have the Abyss F-around) then bring a war fleet.

So yeah, kind of a neat thought

(I got a list somewhere)

"Craven Morehead"

"Eric Shin"

Or

"Jack Kinoff"

Okay in sagau, i know there's this scenario where the khaenri'ah bois know that the imposter is actually the real deal and they either go to the abyss with them to protect them or try to prove people that the imposter is legit.

So I have this short brainrot scenario where they would try to prove people that they're wrong. They're holding a meeting in the abyss and the reader is included (they're seated at the very head of the table). They talked about infiltrating a party hosted by some rich person but this party is also a huge info exchanging fest so they gotta go in disguises.

Not wanting the reader to feel left out in the meeting, they let the reader make their identities and fake names, since reader really can't come with them to the party.

Kaeya: ...then, our disguises are handled by our alchemist, Albedo. Your grace, will you be okay making our identities and fake names?

Dain: The names don't have to be so complicated or sophisticated. Simple is more preferable to avoid catching any unnecessary attention.

Albedo: Here's the official guest list, just write our fake names down, starting with the last names. After that, we'll immediately transport this back to the worker's office table as if it was never stolen.

Reader:

Reader: 'the absolute power I hold right now'

He already murders a bunch of people, that power is basically an incentive

I would give Childe the ability to add lifespans to his after murdering something. Like the Death note for Shinigami in Death Note

- @wifi-crusader

I'm still speechless about this.

I swear, one of these days ima work hard on getting several bots that can screenshot stuff and pull the greatest NFT heist