He Already Murders A Bunch Of People, That Power Is Basically An Incentive

He already murders a bunch of people, that power is basically an incentive

I would give Childe the ability to add lifespans to his after murdering something. Like the Death note for Shinigami in Death Note

- @wifi-crusader

I'm still speechless about this.

Smack talking/taunting with Impostor AU Genshin Part 2

Kazuha:

"Rhyme with me kazoo

Why do you make haiku dude?

Zer0 is better"

"I never knew why you're named after this instrument *plays "The only thing I know for real" on the kazoo*"

Ningguang:

"Lining your pockets won't make them invincible"

"Your power is literally just throwing rocks at people"

"For being a rich person, you're a four star"

"Hey, wouldn't your Mora mean nothing now since it's production stopped?"

"How many Jade Chambers do you need?"

"Y'know, Zhongli is actually Morax and he retire by faking his death. I'm not talking smack, I'm just being honest here"

Diluc:

"How's your father?- Oh wait"

"You're good, you should join Favonius"

"Mondstadt wouldn't improve if you keep being a vigilante"

"You're basically just batman with fire powers."

Kaeya:

"How's your brother?"

"You're literally worth nothing, I got you for free"

"You're not really "cool" ya know?"

Kokomi:

*just eat some fish in front of her*

"Beating you is gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel"

Bennett:

"I roll to insult you *rolls a dice and gets a nat20*. Now your turn"

Barbruh:

"Your Archon is a fricken vacuum cleaner"

"I have never once had the thought of tearing out my ears until I heard your music."

Childe:

"Oh my God! It's Ed Sheeran!"

"You gotten beat by blonde kid throwing rocks at you"

"Your legacy is quite foul" (I'll see myself out on that one)

(Imagine reader kept their phone and earbuds/headphones in sagau.)

Childe: Your excellence, who is Rasputin and why is he Russia's greatest love machine?

Zhongli: Your greatness, may I ask what is this "Red sun over paradise"?

Venti: All-creator, why do listen to this "Metal"? Isn't it loud and the vocals yell?

Diluc: All-creator, is this song talking about your life when you were 7?

Itto: I don't know what rap is, but this is amazing!

Ei: Have I ever slashed a soul to ribbons? I believe I have not, but I can try if it means it pleases you

Sagau villain au x Savathun(inspired/based) gn Reader (could be male in the future)

(Warning: This is more of a pilot to see if this is good or not. Stay tuned)

Deceiving God

As soon as you were summoned into Teyvat, you were hunted for "being god's impostor" by those cultists you thought you knew and build. Even Aether, the one you've chosen in the beginning and handled with care. After your last run in with the savages, you walked towards a in cliff on Qingyun peak while ripping out an arrow that hit your chest.

You stopped near the edge of the cliff as you look at the setting sun. "Oh great God of this world. Why must I go through this for only being burden by genetics? Surely a loving God such as yourself would understand my situation for if you were in my place, you would be doing the same as me. So if you are hearing this, then please help me. All I want is to go back home to my friends and family. I will never rest in my pursuit of this. Not even if this whole planet is out to get me. The least I can ask for is your help, help in making me be able to defend myself."

You start to feel fatigued after so much blood lost as you laid down and look at the sun one last time. But you noticed a gleaming beam of gold hitting your body as you see your wounds patch up. Your eyes widen as you looked at your hand to see a vision with a new frame built around it. The vision element was undecided as it remained unactivated. You smilie deviously as you began to squeeze the vision as it formed cracks by your pressure. The vision began to speed through the different elemental symbols as more cracks formed and light flowed out from the cracks. You put the vision near your face as you voiced an unknown chant as a dark green like shadows came from your mouth and reached the vision and begins to corrupt it.

From the view far from you laid the vigilant yaksha who was searching for you. A explosion of waves of different colored light that resemble the elements covered the sky and pushed the clouds. The incident shocked Xiao and almost everyone by far seen or heard it. From the center of it laid a figure sprouting wings.

As you broke the vision, the corrupted shadows allowed you to absorb the power within the vision as you sprouted moth like wings made of anemo as you flew up and looked at the setting sun. Still smiling, you spoke "Oh you naive fool, you've handed the keys of Teyvat without knowing." You chuckled "Oh what a funny thing, the all knowing God didn't know my true intentions" you chuckled more as it turned into a sinister laugh that echoed throughout this realm.

(I got a list somewhere)

"Craven Morehead"

"Eric Shin"

Or

"Jack Kinoff"

Okay in sagau, i know there's this scenario where the khaenri'ah bois know that the imposter is actually the real deal and they either go to the abyss with them to protect them or try to prove people that the imposter is legit.

So I have this short brainrot scenario where they would try to prove people that they're wrong. They're holding a meeting in the abyss and the reader is included (they're seated at the very head of the table). They talked about infiltrating a party hosted by some rich person but this party is also a huge info exchanging fest so they gotta go in disguises.

Not wanting the reader to feel left out in the meeting, they let the reader make their identities and fake names, since reader really can't come with them to the party.

Kaeya: ...then, our disguises are handled by our alchemist, Albedo. Your grace, will you be okay making our identities and fake names?

Dain: The names don't have to be so complicated or sophisticated. Simple is more preferable to avoid catching any unnecessary attention.

Albedo: Here's the official guest list, just write our fake names down, starting with the last names. After that, we'll immediately transport this back to the worker's office table as if it was never stolen.

Reader:

Reader: 'the absolute power I hold right now'

Sagau cult edition x reader who's sick (totally not me rn) also, you have your phone

When the cult woke you up this morning, you began to hacked up mucus, cough, and gained a stuffy nose. They freaked out seeing you in this state. Soon great scientists and doctors began to examine you and prescribed medications.

After that whole ordeal, you told your cult- I mean faithful followers home remedies you learned about (from online or parents). One of which was to obtain oranges for the Vitamin C and to start using oils around ya, like 4 drops of Peppermint, 4 drops of Lavender, (and 2-4 drops of breath easier, but that doesn't exist there) in a diffuser of sorts.

The definitely not insane people who worship you find this through anything and some wrote this down for future use.

(I also cover my feet in Vics rub stuff then put socks on. I don't know how the feck that works but it does)

Anyway, the big group of simps came back and attended to you as you suffered in relaxation. If what you have infects other people, then we'll definitely have a bubonic plague situation as they believe that you're sickness makes you weak and they catch it, they'll die.

WHICH IT DOESN'T...hopefully