In Which Richie Pretends To Be A Talk Show Host Interviewing The SPLENDID Eddie Kaspbrak, Ft. A Bonus

in which Richie pretends to be a talk show host interviewing the SPLENDID Eddie Kaspbrak, ft. a bonus lil eddie doodle because it was already on the page and that small man deserves so much respect

the idea was not mine though, it was from an anon on @jwilliambyers !! so thank you very much to the anonymous inspiration giver for the stellar concept!

good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

chidlins

where the HELL did you get my shorts??!?

richie on stage: guys, marriage is the fucking best. at least, my marriage is. it’s like, I’ve never been this in love. I saw this thing online that was like ‘top five times the toziers were hashtag relationship goals’ and I was like ‘cool what have we done’. and it was stuff like carrying shopping for each other or walking the dog, sharing the school run. we are WAY more hashtag relationship goals than that. last night my husband made dinner and he spelled ‘take the fucking bins out’ in alphabetti spaghetti. I ate some of the letters, made an M out of the two N’s until it said ‘fuck me?’ I made the question mark in the sauce. and guess what? the bins were out and I got laid. jot that one down, buzzfeed

bro.......not to be nsfw..... but do you wanna like...... hold my hand bro ???!??!?