Some More BNHA Student Enforced Dorm Rules (pt3)

Some more BNHA student enforced dorm rules (pt3)

61. 3am is a dangerous time. Going anywhere near Denki, Todoroki or Midoriya’s room during this time will almost always result in witnessing something extremely confusing.

62. Toasters scare the crap out of Todoroki. We don’t know why and we don’t ask, but they just do. Don’t make toast when he’s in the room.

63. It has come to our attention that everyone has been playing a “game” where when Todoroki has his right hand occupied, someone shouts “think fast!” and throws him a popsicle and he’s forced to catch it with his “hot” ( or left ) hand. The mess gets all over the floor afterwards, and Bakugo is clearly getting sick of cleaning it up, as well as everyone who keeps stepping in it.

64. If anyone is ever feeling down, please report to Iida, Midoriya, Mina, Tsuyu or Ochako’s room as they are happy to shower you with unlimited amounts of hugs and affection.

65. There is a Class 1-A groupchat, as everyone knows, policed by Iida. Both Midoriya and Denki have both been put on temporary suspension. Sending everyone a link to a bass-boosted version of the Ponyo theme song at 2:36AM is not allowed.

66. Every time someone catches Midoriya accidentally calling All Might “dad”, please report to the common room and place a tally mark on the board under “All Might’s secret love child”( submitted by Todoroki ).

67. Tag is no longer allowed in the dorms.

68. Games that are in any way similar to tag but are called a different name by Sero or Tokoyami because “it’s not technically tag” are still not allowed in the dorms.

69. Kirishima is on cat poop duty for the next three weeks. This is his punishment for replacing everyone’s shoes with multicolored crocs.

70. The saying “women and children first” does not apply to bomb-simulation exercises. We’re looking at you, Bakugo.

71. Bakugo is infamously bad at playing Mario Cart. Do not let him play. He will want to, simply because he doesn’t like the thought of a little toad defeating him. Do not let him, though, as the damage repair needed afterward far outweighs the laughter that ensues as you watch him play.

72. If the bento boxes in the refrigerator have a name on them, do not take them. Mineta, this is specifically aimed at you.

73. We have a “bring your dad to school day” so that Todoroki can receive hugs and affection from dads that aren’t messy garbage fires.

74. If Midoriya is up to something that needs to be stopped, Todoroki must also be found immediately. Those two are almost always on the same crap.

75. Mispronouncing words on purpose in front of Momo is most likely one of the worst possible things you could do.

76. It may have been funny on “The Office”, but encasing Bakugo’s belongings in jello will inevitably end with a severely broken limb.

77. Denki is the official Class 1-A nail painter

78. Bakugo is the the official Class 1-A hair stylist. You have to ask extremely politely, but he is surprisingly good at working with hair. May that be short or long hair.

79. Momo and Jirou host study sessions every Sunday night before school starts up after the weekend. It’s not technically mandatory, but Jirou has now deemed it mandatory.

80. Every time someone makes a self deprecating comment about themselves, Iida is allowed to shoot them with a nerf gun. We’re trying out positive punishment.

81. We didn’t know this rule would ever have a need to be made, but please do not bite the decorative cacti.

82. You cannot replace the school uniform shoes with jocs. To clarify, this is a type of croc that Kirishima crafted completely out of jean material and passed around to every student of Class 1 A and B.

83. Die Hard and Inception are no longer options for movie night.

84. We have deemed Aoyama’s room a official hazard zone. Please wear some sort of protective glasses before entering. We do not know how he handles it himself.

85. The app Tiktok has now been banned from the dorms. Further explanation can be provided by Denki.

86. Endeavor merch is banned from the dorms

87. Todoroki has a nasty habit of guessing what’s going to happen next in the movie during movie night out loud. When he does this, everyone is then allowed to throw popcorn at him.

88. Bakugo sleep-vacuums. When this happens, Kirishima is needed to get him back to bed.

89. Denki has claimed a specific spot on the couch in the common room, and if anyone else sits in that spot, he will scream like a pterodactyl until you get up. So please do not sit in his spot.

90. Addressing rule 30 and 40, we have deemed it unsafe to except any food item at all that Sero offers you.

(Pt 1 is here)

(Pt 2 is here)

I hate when old people get mad when I say that I hate the mentality of ‘respecting your elders simply because they are your elders’. 

Like No! 

I’m not gonna respect someone who hasn’t earned it. Like sure I’ll always treat you with basic human respect but to earn the respect of an authority figure, you have to work for it. 

Like I’m not gonna give anything more that basic human respect, if you are challenging my rights, or my future or my right to live. 

Like sorry I’m not giving you that power over me. 

I’ve learnt my lesson on giving someone that power over me. I’m not gonna do it again. 

Shinarthur Headcannon’s

-Shinra uses he/they pronouns 

-Arthur probs had a gaypanic when he met Shinra and mistook that for hating him. 

-Totally the type of ‘friends’ to flirt with each other as a joke (but they really mean it, cause feelings) 

-They both vent to ogun about their feelings. He thinks their idoits, but loves his friends dearly. 

-Ogun is defo demisexual or pansexual. 

-Arthur is bi or demi 

-Shinra is bi

-Arthur is autistic with a special interest in Arthurian legends and myths. 

-Arthur loves Shinra real happy smile and for all his insults, he loves his nervous one as well, he just doesn’t like seeing it because it means Shinra is uncomfortable and nervous. 

-Arthur 100% uses old courting methods and weird medieval pick-up-lines. 

-Shinra’s feet hurt after fights quiet a lot and so Arthur will either carry him or sit with him until he’s able to walk. 

-  Arthur’s hair continues to grow longer and Shinra really likes it. 

-Shinra learns to braid from Iris and Maki, and starts braiding Arthur’s hair. 

-They end up switching what bed they sleep in every couple of days. 

-They always share the bed after they start dating. 

-They have nightmares quiet often and since they are both light sleepers, they will always wake when the other has one. 

-They comfort each other after these nightmares, whether its cuddling, getting up and sparring or simply talking. 

-Shinra has ADHD. 

-Both are terrible at cooking. 

-Arthur likes hearing stories about Shinra’s mother and brother. 

-Shinra and Arthur fight together on missions and are amazingly in sync. 

-Shinra and Arthur both show love through physical touch, insults as terms of endearments and fighting together. 

-Arthur calls Shinra petnames all the time, sometimes even changing the gendered term. Which Shinra likes quiet a lot. 

-They fight like a married couple

-They are very big on consent, with them constantly asking and checking in with each other as they want each other to be comfortable. 

looking respectfully at the captain

Being scared of horses is the weirdest thing and is often considered irrational. And maybe it is. 

But I live in Scotland. 

And I have a special interest in mythology. 

Do you have any idea how many myths there are of Scottish murderous or supernatural horses??? 

Like by the Gods. 

There are sooo many,  

hey so we all know the fae folk are prone to kidnapping/imprisoning humans yada yada yada

what do they actually do with them though?