DC Super-Heroes By Andrew Day.

DC Super-Heroes by Andrew Day.

A Random Black bulls Headcannon

-Finral has a lot of scars from the tournament arc when langris literally put holes in his body. He’s pretty self conscious of them as they cover most of his body and are pretty noticeable.

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

Whenever Netflix gets around to doing something with the rights to the Chronicles of Narnia, I want them to know one thing:

We don’t want remakes of the original films. What we want is a series about the Golden Age.

One that begins right after the Pevensies’ coronation, and ends when they accidentally stumble back through the wardrobe.

We want episodes about adjusting to the responsibility of being rulers.

We want episodes about Peter subconsciously using WWII tactics when fighting the Giants in Ettismoor to the north, and being horrified with himself when he realizes.

We want episodes about how the Pevensies earned their titles—the Magnificent, the Gentle, the Just, the Valiant.

We want episodes about Susan receiving her first offer of marriage from a suitor, and struggling with the idea of ever leaving her siblings—even for love.

We want episodes on how Archenland was rebuilt, and about the disappearance of Prince Cor.

We want episodes about Edmund having chronic nightmares for their first couple of years in Narnia and trying to hide it, struggling to learn to forgive himself as Aslan forgave him.

We want episodes about how the apple orchard came to be.

We want episodes about the wars with Calormen.

We want episodes about Lucy getting tired of being cooped up in Cair Paravel and deciding to go on an adventure of her own—only for Peter to comedically misread the situation and believe she’s been kidnapped.

We want special episodes about the Horse and His Boy from the Pevensies’ point of view, possibly even tying in with a Horse and His Boy movie.

We want episodes where, matched in a battle of wits with a neighboring princess, Edmund is too busy trying to verbally destroy her to realize that he’s fallen head-over-heels in love with her.

We want comedic episodes where Peter and Edmund test their sisters’ suitors.

We want episodes where it becomes painfully obvious that Lucy is Peter’s favorite sister.

We want episodes where, when a sudden sickness strikes the land, Susan abandons all caution to help nurse her people, and all learn why she is called the Gentle.

We want episodes where the Pevensies first come to the Lone Islands.

We want episodes where, when visiting a neighboring country, someone in court is abruptly murdered and Edmund plays detective for an entire arc.

We want episodes where Lucy saves Peter in just the nick of time with a force of archers during one of the battles with Calormen.

We want episodes about Narnia healing from its time under the White Witch.

We want episodes about how much their people loved them—and how distraught they were in the aftermath of their disappearance.

We want Golden Age Narnia.

had a thought

okay but the yen waking jaskier up to help scene is what tells me she’s not a morning person because only someone who themselves has a hard time waking up is going to be THAT fucking tactile. she needs to make SURE jaskier is gonna get up. shaking and patting and grabbing his face. she knows that’s how someone would need to wake HER up (no matter how much they’d lose a limb for trying). and she succeeds in waking him up, but jaskier, also not a morning person, STILL doesn’t get up and tries to go back to sleep until he gets yelled for. 

which also means that if there is not a direct threat to be dealt with, yen and jask CANNOT be sent to wake each other up for things. bc they won’t. they will get there, go “oh you look comfy,” and just climb into bed with each other to sleep more. you’ll only end up with TWO people to wake up now.