How EXCELLENT Is This?!

How EXCELLENT is this?!

This Mount Fuji Kleenex box makes your tissues look like the billowing clouds from an erupting volcano.

http://odditymall.com/mount-fuji-erupting-volcano-tissue-box

I wonder if he’s related to Pudge, who controls the weather on Kauai?

[Caption: Health is never a measure of human worth, written over photos of Teddy Roosevelt, RJ Mitte, Miles Davis, Helen Keller, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Michael J. Fox, Stephen Hawking, and Lucille Ball]

Teddy Roosevelt, former president with epilepsy and asthma

R.J. Mitte, actor with cerebral palsy

Miles Davis, jazz musician with sickle cell disease

Helen Keller, writer and social activist with hearing and visual impairment

Franklin D. Roosevelt, former president with polio

Michael J. Fox, actor with Parkinson’s disease

Stephen Hawking, physicist with ALS (Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis)

Lucille Ball, actress with rheumatoid arthritis

When you use phrases like, “as long as you’re healthy” these are just a few of the people that your language is excluding.  No one owes you health.  Being healthy does not make you a good person, and being unhealthy does not make you a bad person.  The state of a person’s body does not reflect their soul, their mind, or their worth as a human being.

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

Hi Tumblr. My name is Shane Burcaw, and I’m the hipsterly-dressed dinosaur creature in the wheelchair above. The beautiful girl is my girlfriend Anna. We were climbing a mountain (in Tom’s and khakis, obviously). 

I need all of you to help me by reblogging this. 

As some of you know, I created a nonprofit organization called Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc. to help people living with my disease. Look at my (sexy) bod in the pic above: keeping that hunk of man meat alive is expensive as hell. From breathing machines, to feeding tubes, to the bathroom equipment that lets me poop when I need to, the cost of living with SMA is astronomical. Luckily, I have always had the items I need, but there are thousands of people in my position who don’t have those things. 

I can change that, like forreal. And I’m not going to stop until I do. 

I’ve created a program through my nonprofit called No More Nightmares. The idea is simple: We give away the vital items that people with muscular dystrophy need to thrive. If I can change one life, I’ll be happy, but my dream is to change the world.

If you’d like to help me, I am asking that everyone who reads this give $5 to my charity: laughingatmynightmare.com/donate

If you don’t have means to donate online, you can send mail-in donations to:    PO Box 3398 Bethlehem, PA 18017

For the price of a meal at Chipotle, you can help me change the fucking world. Your gift will be used to help us purchase the equipment that people need to live more badass lives. If you can’t give, a reblog will help me reach more people! 

Thank you from the bottom of my atrophied heart!

A shaved guinea pig looks like a baby hippo. via http://ift.tt/1CEflrA putyouinabettermood.com