Thought Exercise:

thought exercise:

men kissing

big hairy men

men cuddling

a couple of dudes (tender embrace)

a group of guys kissing one another

soft feminine men

a pile of men

men showing bashful affection towards eachother

men

Gender fluid

headcanon that aphrodite can appear as any gender depending on the person.

This was a good use of my two hours

I feel like hades might win this one but to help you choose the gods will offer one gift if you choose them:

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Hades: if you choose the King of the Underworld, he shall give you riches in the form of jewels (like a million dollars)

Poseidon: If you choose the Lord of the Sea, he shall gift you power in his domain (water bending, water breathing, a mermaid tail, etc.)

Zeus: If you chose the Sky God above all other Gods, he shall gift you immortally (you live forever, obviously)

Your punishment for choosing a god other than them:

Hades: I can't see him caring about his beauty like his younger brothers would, he'd still judge you fairly if you die, he might take your life a little earlier than he should. Overall not too bad-8/10

Poseidon: Poseidon's response ultimately comes down to how much he cares about his appearance, and being a Greek god, I think he cares. And he wants you dead. He'll be even more pissed if you chose Zeus because now he can't out right kill you like he would if you chose hades. But he'll still find a way to get you back. You can still feel pain right? You're getting tortured-0/10

Zeus- Immediately Smitted. Burnt to ash-3/10

Zeus to ares

my son who i hate