The Inky Showing Up To The Bandits Hideout In The Storm Coast:

the inky showing up to the bandit’s hideout in the storm coast:

Watcher’s exploits in Deadfire, but in bad youtube videos format.

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—  My Hawke stayed alive, okay?

The Inquisitor when they hear that the Warden used to literally just punch fade rifts closed:

The Warden when they hear the Inquisitor just boards up darkspawn tunnels and expects that to hold them back:

when there is a sex scene in a video game the ghosts of my puritan ancestors manifest in my room like a prudish river styx washing over me with such force that i have no choice but to cower and not be privy to the vulgar turpitude on my screen