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Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inappropriate questions.

The hunk with a secret ( A.k.a Mr Poopy pants)

So here we go, I have decided to put these stories on the internet for everyone to enjoy, this first one has a warning attached: this story has some shit in it... you have been warned. I met this hunk on OkCupid (yes, a bad sign) and we hit it off through the chat, I was new in Belfast so I was eager to learn the rules of dating as we Norwegians don't date, we just happen. We decided to meet at a café called Nero close to the city centre. We met and he was even more beautiful in real life. A chiselled jaw, beautiful deep blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and a body to die for. I digress, we decided to sit in and have coffee, and at the time I didn't drink coffee. We sat down and the waitress came over and asked for our order, once we've done that he started to whisper in a husky voice that he wanted to tell me something. I was thinking this was sexy but then he dropped the bomb: I like to shit my pants in public and I ain't wearing any underwear! He whispered. Then he whispered that he wanted to do it right there and that I should join him as it was a nice warm feeling. Shocked I excused myself and went over to the coffee bar area and found the waitress. I then said I wanted my hot chocolate to go and she complied. When she handed it to me, I pointed to the handsome man and said: you better bring a mop and some matches, he is busy pooping his pants over there. Then I went back to mr poopy pants and told him I had to go, and I left. That was the last time I went on a date from OkCupid, although I have more horror stories from that, which I will share at a later date

Let’s give London a try, shall we??

Why your opinion matters

People seem to think that their opinions don't matter in the grand scheme of things, but the truth is that your opinion will have an impact in the way people perceive you. Take this example: Joe works for a computer company and they have asked what they should do. Kevin his coworker said let's make a cheaper model and sell it for massive profit. The company likes the idea but Joe disagrees because the company have had a reputation to do quality over anything else. Joe doesn't say anything and let's it go, because Joe didn't say anything because he thought his opinion didn't matter, the company lost revenue and became known as a bad company Now the example is quite extreme but if you think you have a good idea or a comment, let them be heard because if you don't, you might feel left out and you might not seem like a team player

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