Bakugo: Thats It Nerd. Its Too Hard. Im Keeping You At Arms Length Because You Keep Sacrificing Yourself

Bakugo: that’s it nerd. It’s too hard. I’m keeping you at arms length because you keep sacrificing yourself and it scares me

Midoriya: I understand *starts crying* I’ll leave you alone

Bakugo: what the fuck are you doing?? I said ARMS length! You get further than an arm away from me and I’ll kill you myself. I need you within grabbing distance. In sight at all times. Every step you take every breath you take I’ll be watching you motherfucker.

Izuku: I'm gay

Aizawa: I think you mean reckless

Izuku: (nods) Gay and reckless

Hello 2022

So... you may have noticed that I deleted all of my previous posts, well the explanation is actually quite simple; I want to start fresh. 2022 is a new year and with a new year, comes goals and aspirations. I want to be more active in the fandom communities, and I know I wont be able to do that if  I don’t have a blank slate.

That aside, while I set up my new content and posting schedule, I will attempt to be more active so, if anyone wants to ask me any questions or send me any prompts, it’s more than welcome.

until then, i’ll see you later lovelies <3

Boku no Hero Academia AU List

(A Little Flame) Poorly Sheltered - A/B/O Older, No UA Izuku AU. Izuku, an omega and #1 Pro Hero Valiant finds himself being launched directly into a teaching position at UA, the former school of his dreams.  But the manipulations of the principle and trying to tackle the idea of teaching the next generation of heroes is the least of his worries.  The intriguing and unsettling Alpha Aizawa Shota is a much bigger concern. Especially with how he makes Izuku feels things he swore he never would again which threatens a secret Izuku’s been keeping for years now. - Now Live On AO3

Treat You Better - Pro Hero Deku gets captured by “villain” Shota “The Eraser” Aizawa who realizes pretty quickly that no one is coming for the number one hero.  And that’s just not right. - Now Live On AO3

Scarves And Whiskers - Aizawa, the overworked, underfed, and perpetually exhausted Eraserhead. Izuku, the unassuming local cat cafe owner with a very very interesting night time hobby. Nekomata, the elusive cat like vigilant Aizawa and everyone else has been tracking for years.  Two of these things are a lot more related than most anyone, especially Aizawa, thinks.

Spirited Hero - Spirited Away AU. Quirkless but spiritually sensitive Izuku stumbles across the border between realms.  He eventually sells himself into willing service to ensure Kacchan’s safe return to the human realm.  Little does he know that he’ll soon cross paths with a red and white dragon that’ll change his world forever.    

Dekiru 4 U - One Punch Man Style AU. Izumi realizes that traditional hero work isn’t possible for a quirkless girl like her no matter how fast and strong she might be so she’ll just have to go the non-traditional route.  Opening a odd jobs business may not seem like the way to save people but, well, there’s a lot of people who need a lot of help with different things and Izumi can do it for them. - Now Live On AO3

PETTY - A young Izuku decides that sometimes getting petty is the only way to get through the day. So doing things like sending Kacchan spiders in the mail is a perfectly ethical terrorizing tactic.

The Principal’s Unexpected Protégé - Nezu meets a young Izuku and, much to the distress of everyone who knows him, becomes more than a bit attached.  A child apprentice might be the last thing Nezu thought he’d find while out in Musutafu but it’s what he has now and he’s going to run with it.

Fic Writer Izuku - Izuku writes pro-hero fanfiction. Really really accurate pro-hero fanfiction. Disturbingly accurate pro-hero fanfiction.  Aizawa stumbles upon a collection of EraserMic fics online that hit a little too close to home for his comfort.  But they’re also really really good and informative. Shenanigans ensue.

Hop On It - Aged-up Au. After Inko’s death a quirkless Izuku is left aimless without a place to go.  Until he’s taken in by the dancers of a local club.  Fast-forward and Izuku’s taken to the stage as Usa-chan, a bunny themed dancer, and to the streets as a staff wielding vigilante.  Browbeaten into a local club by his friends Aizawa isn’t expecting to be taken in by one of the dancers.  But when Usa-chan ends up in his lap he can’t help but think bunnies might not be so bad after all.  

That Hero Over There - Izuku decides from an early age that All Might’s not his only inspiration.  Midnight, with her knockout body and her knockout quirk, is an idol that Izuku’s pretty sure he can live up to with a rocking beauty regime and a baseball bat.  Meeting All Might and being chosen as his successor doesn’t change that.  UA isn’t ready for what’s headed their way.

Conspiracy Bros -  Dabi’s fall from grace stops somewhere in the shady vigilante area instead of full on villainy.  And that’s partly because the conspiracy gene runs deep.  Circumstances, mainly shady internet threads, bring Dabi, Shoto, and Izuku together into a disaster trio sure to send Aizawa’s blood pressure into orbit on sight.

Little Trash Mouth - Homeless Vigilante Izuku that isn’t as quirkless as everyone’s been led to believe.  Only catch is his hidden quirk is the ability to eat basically anything, including garbage, without consequences.  It causes a surprising amount of chaos.

Bitch & Stitch - A young Izuku wanders into a craft shop and discovers that while he might not be popular with kids his own age he’s a hit with the 60-70+ age range.  UA and the world at large isn’t ready for an Izuku who has gone full grandma.

Heart In Hand - A/B/O. Todoroki Shouto is Endeavor’s perfect quirk child and his perfect alpha child.  Midoriya Izuku is now the 9th holder of OfA but at his core he’s an omega who was told he’d never amount to anything.  The clash at the Sports Festival leaves Shouto absolutely shamelessly smitten and Izuku slowly blossoming under his steadfast devotion. - Now Live On AO3

The Boyfriend Bluff - Desperate to escape the never ending questions about which of his colleagues he’s dating, #1 pro hero Deku invents a fake boyfriend.  Answering questions about his fake SO is much more appealing so he runs with it.  Meanwhile Hizashi, always on top of the latest hero gossip, connects more than one dot and is surprised and taken aback when he realizes the truth.  Why didn’t Shouta just tell him he’s been secretly dating Deku?

Operation Superior Purple - After facing off with Shinsou in the Sports Festival, Izuku decides that his obvious next course of action is to get Mineta expelled from 1-A and Shinsou brought in to occupy his spot.  After all, 1-A deserves to have the Superior Purple Boy.

Bouquets And Ink - Hizashi, out shopping for a new tattoo artist, stumbles across Plus Ultra Ink.  But it’s the owner and artist Izuku who really catches his eye because he’s absolutely perfect for Hizashi’s best friend Shouta, owner of local florist shop Cat’s Paw Flowers. Shouta doesn’t stand a chance when faced with this adorable and yet scorching hot single father.

The Sensei Trap - When #1 hero Dekiru takes a job at UA, class 1-A is quick to decide that their #1 new goal is to get him and Aizawa-sensei together.  Through any means necessary.  The chaos that unfolds is particularly amusing to Izuku who’s been married to Shouta for a number of years now already.

Suikawari My Heart - A slip of the tongue at a beach front charity event ends up with the #1 Can Do Hero Dekiru covered in watermelon and very publicly asking the Underground Hero Eraserhead out on a date.

Patron Strawberry Of 1A - Bleach Crossover - UA, class 1A, and Aizawa specifically, aren’t prepared to deal with Kurosaki Ichigo, displaced former Substitute Shinigami, hybrid with broken genetics, possible actual demi-god, and Hagakure’s adopted big brother.

The Unicorn Heist - When Izuku realizes that the heroes are going to give Eri back to Overhaul he decides that’s something that he absolutely cannot allow.  Even if that means he has to essentially kidnap Eri and go on the run with Todoroki at his side and heroes and villains alike on their tails.  Luckily for the trio, and unluckily for everyone else, the rest of 1-A aren’t too far behind.

To Tame A Rabbit - The UA staff is unsettled to realize that Nezu is keeping something in the forest around UA.  Theories about Nezu’s new pet range from everything from demons to the American Mothman but no one knows for sure.  One thing is certain though, whatever this Izuku is, they more than likely don’t want to meet something that’s caught Nezu’s attention.

Shoot Your Shot - Normally walking up to someone and announcing that you’re not a serial killer isn’t the best way to get a date. Unless, of course, you’re Aizawa Shouta and you’ve finally been pressured into approaching the cute guy who hangs out at your favorite cat cafe.  Lucky for Aizawa, Midoriya Izuku, doesn’t really do normal and he recognizes the Underground Pro Heroe Eraserhead when he sees him.  Unluckily for Izuku the same can’t be said for Aizawa who wouldn’t recoginze the #1 Pro Hero Dekiru if he was staring him in the face. Literally.

☕️KO-FI☕️ / PATREON

Izuku: Aizawa and I are having a baby

Eri:Yay!

Izuku: (slams adoption papers on the table): it's you, sign here

Aizawa: groan where do I put the keys....

Midoriya: my buttpockets

Aizawa: ...

Midoriya: my pants pockets ahem