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*Horikoshi making BNHA*

*gestures to Midoriya* "This is my Sweet and Innocent™️ Cinnamon Roll. He is pure and must be protected. He is the goodest of boys and deserves the worlds riches."

*gestures to Bakugo* "This is my Spicy and Feral ™️ Gremlin. He is full of unchecked rage and nitroglycerin. He despises my Cinnamon Roll ™️ with every fiber of his being for no legitimate reason."

Horikoshi: "They are the bestest of friends. I will not accept constructive criticism."

Kacchan: I'm gonna win this fight, Deku.

Deku: Oh yeah? You wanna bet on it, Kacchan?

Kacchan: Sure. Winner can ask the loser for anythi-

Deku: *punches Kacchan in the face*

Deku: I WANT A HUG!!

Bakugou: You're the kind of person people write songs about.

Deku: Really? Thank y-

Bakugou: Like Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj

[At Deku's bedside in the hospital]

Bakugou: Deku... I really wish you were awake, there's so much I want to say to you.

Bakugou: I should've kissed your stupid face whilst you were still here.

Deku, sitting up very quickly: Deadass?

That is boyfriend merch. Gauntlets will be included, soon.

NOOO PLEASE BAHAHA

deku just collecting bits of bakugou's costume as they got thrown at him during trainings

then when they're pro hero's he always brags about all the extremely rare 'merch' he has that no one else can get because they didn't go to school with his beloved kacchan

Bakugo: So you’ll just reach out your hand to anyone huh?

Deku: He was handing me my movie ticket Kacch—

Bakugo, teasing: ““he was handing me my movie ticket””

Bakugo: Whore.

Katsuki to class 1A: Ok listen here you little shits

Katsuki:Not you izuku, you are doing great sweetie

Shinsou: hey are you two a couple?

Deku: oh kacchan? No no he’s my best friend, we’re not dating

Bakugou: yeah but if you try to hit on him I’ll kill you

Deku: he’s just a little overprotective of his friends

Bakugou: im not, its just him.

Deku: kacchan you’re scaring him.

Bakugou: good. Then he’ll stay away from us.

Shinsou:. . . Okay then..

Kaminari: I don’t know what you’re taking about. I can be unhinged.

Bakugo: No, you’re not. And you can’t just say you’re unhinged, that’s a title you have to earn.

Kaminari:

Izuku, walks by muttering to himself: I swear one of these days, I’m just gonna deck Monoma across the face, freaking bastard.

Bakugo, points after him: Earned.

Ochako: How long is that ghost quirk gonna last, Deku-kun?

Izuku, accidentally got turned into a ghost: The girl I ran into said a few days. It’s no problem.

Bakugo, walks in: Oi, shitty nerd! Let’s go spar! *tries to grab Deku’s arm but it slips right through*

Izuku:

Bakugo, freaked out: W-What the hell?

Izuku: Kacchan, Don’t you remember? I left a long time ago. *fades away* You have to let go…

Bakugo, tearing up: WHAT THE HELL?!

Shigaraki : I found this pre quirk song it's pretty neat.

Toga : Play it!

Shigaraki : *plays*

*Oohhh Mr. Potato head tell me is it true that- *

Kurogiri : Slowly looking at AFO.

AFO :......

Erasermic wedding:

Priest : Do you, Aizawa Shouta, take Yamada Hizashi to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Aizawa : I do.

Priest : And do you Yamada Hizashi, take Aizawa Shouta to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Mic : *deep inhale*

Aizawa : Oh no.

Mic : YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

Interviewer : What is your opinion on pro hero Endeavor?

Pro hero Deku : In all honesty, he can be tortured in the circles of hells and I would not lift a finger to help him even if I had literally nothing else to do.

Pro hero Shouto : Marry me.

Deku : Honey we're already married.

Shouto : Marry me again then

Izuku : when I was your age-

Shouto : when I was your height

Izuku : *pouty bunny noises*

Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.

Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.

Kaminari : All this talk about top or bottom, why does no one ask the real questions?

Shouto : .......

Izuku : I'm thinking you're about to ask us aren't you?

Kaminari : Who asks for extra ketchup at restaurants?

Shouto : ..... We get take out usually

Izuku : Can I sit there?

Shouto : That's my lap though?

Izuku : .... Can I?

Shouto :....

Izuku :....

Shouto : If you sit there, you live there, there's no going back.

Izuku : *settling in* Fine by me

Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.

Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*

Iida : oh boy.

Aizawa : The mother

Momo: I-

Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.

Iida : *sigh*

Aizawa : Anger issues

Bakugo : Fuck your too.

Aizawa : Daddy issues

Shouto : Fair enough

Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual

Deku : I-

Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual

Kaminari: Called out

Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.

Ashido : Here!

Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.

Uraraka : Sensei please-

Aizawa : The actual frog

Asui : Kero

Aizawa : The Karate kid

Ojiro : Ok i guess

Aizawa : Gossip handler

Hagakure : That's me!

Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.

Ayoma: Oui

Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.

Jirou : *thumbs up*

Aizawa : The high one

Sero : Sir I-

Aizawa : The diabetes risk

Satou : Fair

Aizawa : The actually pure one

Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Aizawa : The rock.

Kirishima : That's me!

Aizawa : The emo one

Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.

Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.

Shouji : ....

Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.

Shinsou : Sup.

Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.

Mineta : .......

Shouto introducing Bakugo and Midoriya to Fyumi in the internship ark :

Shouto : this is Midoriya he is one of the kindest people you'll meet and is generally just the sun.

Fyumi : that's great! nice to meet you.

Shouto : And this is Bakugo, he has rabies, the doctors haven't found a cure for him yet.

Fyumi : .......

Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?

Aizawa : Yeah, no eating after 12 am.

Vlad : what not even snacks?

Aizawa : It's only for 1a dorm don't worry.

Vlad : Why though?

Aizawa : Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?