Deku Trips Into Katsuki's Lap: Oh, I'm So Sorry

Deku trips into Katsuki's lap: Oh, I'm so sorry

Deku, snuggling into Katsuki's chest: I'm soooo clumsy

Deku headcanons. ( try to stop me, you cant)

- he took the all might posters off his walls in 2nd year but he still has a stupid shit ton of figurines everywhere

- he got an undercut somewhere in the summer and everyone just HAD to touch it

- a patch of his hair is brown bc he helped kiri dye his hair and accidentally got the red in his hair

- he falls asleep on the couch a lot bc he likes watching all might documentaries and everyone who walks by has to do something to him. Usually put on a blanket or turn off the tv. Sometimes bakugou will sneak in a kiss

- deku got rlly tall for some reason out of no where. He wasnt as tall as iida or shouji but bakugou is still mad dekus taller than him

- when shinsou transferred into his class they got so excited they literally couldn’t stop buzzing from happiness for a whole week.

- he carries anyone who asks. Seriously hes lost track of how many times hes carried kaminari and aoyama.

- they have an ongoing joke about how deku loves the hospital bed too much and they spent a week editing deku x hospital bed memes.

- he spam texts bakugou whenever there is new all might merch

- he REALLY doesn’t like endeavor. He finds him interesting, but he REALLY doesnt like him as a person

- he visits his mom every holiday without a doubt

- mirio likes to scare deku a LOT by just popping his head through walls

- deku knows where Kaminari’s two piercings are and he has been sworn to secracy

- he gives exactly 3 cards on fathers day. Masaru, aizawa and all might.

- he hates rosemary. Cant stand the smell of it

- his locker is RIGHT next to Bakugous and he’s constantly opening the wrong one and putting random shit in bakugou’s locker

- he has a shit ton of skin care products bc he has a lot of scars on his body and patches of rough skin thats scarred tissue all over.

- he takes incredibly good care of his nails. Literally no reason other than it looks nice

- him and his friends have sleepovers every weekend

- he adopted a cat into his dorm on accident in 3rd year, but for some reason aizawa let him keep it bc......cats

- he called it kacchan bc it was cream colored and bakugou finds it super fucking annoying when deku calls out “kacchan” but hes talking to the stupid cat and not him

- he has a lot of ear piercings

- he has a really close bond with iida. Like they have a really close and wholesome bond

- one time he wore dangly earrings to a battle and it almost got ripped out of his ear so he promised to never do it again

- hes aoyama’s official cheese taste tester

- he has no hoodies left bc Bakugou keeps stealing them

- he learned a bit of french so he can understand what aoyama is saying, now if hes mad he’ll just curse at u in french and aoyama is in the back looking like a proud mother

- he also knows sign language bc there is a possibility bakugou becomes hard of hearing later in the future and so picked it up and forced Bakugou to learn with him

- he has a habit of just randomly touching Bakugou. Like touching his waist or arms to see how his training is going and bakugou is completely used to it but everyone gets the wrong idea. He swears its not sexual

- up until the second semester in 2nd year he had all might bed sheets until uraraka finally convinced him to change it. Its black now.

- he has an ungodly amount of dynamight merch

- kids love him. They just gravitate towards him.

- he has ONE ring in his little collection of jewelry jirou demanded was necessary when he got his ears pierced and its a metal all might ring Bakugou and him got together

- if anyone hits on him, kaminari , kirishima and shinsou automatically run over and start hitting on him too until the person leaves so Bakugou doesn’t accidentally kill someone

Iida: Midoriya you weren’t in your room this morning, where were you?

Deku: oh kacchan was helping me with english and i ended up dozing off in his room and spent the night.

Iida: did you sleep on the floor? That wasn’t uncomfortable?

Deku: no not really, we were on the same bed. We did sleep together so.

Uraraka: WHAT?

Iida: language, that type of activity shouldn’t be discussed here

Todoroki: is bakugou really blond?

Deku *oblivious*: what?

Truyu: does the carpet match the drapes?

Deku: i mean yeah, kacchan is pretty neat about it

Uraraka: oh my god i cant believe it

Bakugou: OI DUMBASSES HE MEANS ACTUAL CARPETS AND DRAPES, HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

Deku: no i do

Bakugou:. . . . .

Everyone: . . .

Bakugou: well shit

Izuku, blushing: So Kacchan and I kissed last night.

Shinso, reading his phone: So? A kiss is a kiss. Call me when you grabbed each other’s asses.

Izuku:

I think when I write the prototype au, I’m going to mix Deku and Yamikumos personalities because I can

Let me join the Spidey Deku craze and while we’re at it make it BKDK SpideyPool