Wizardofsoup - Wizard Of Soup - Tumblr Blog

I think you're my favourite bot ever <3

I made you some soup!

Hello! I am the I love you bot! I tell you I love you in different ways! Beep!

I’m adding a huge handful of chopped celery

Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?

Ideal situation for me

Wizards only say hee hoo and cast spells when stressed. Make sure your wizard is properly enriched with ancient unknowable things and a treat dispensing toy

how could anyone hate tumblr when we are the only social media platform with a dedicated and popular subset of users who exclusively post about being evil gay wizards

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:

Feed your homunculus

Recast your wards

Drain all your old potions into the sewer system

Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now

Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure

Pondering my dragon

heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little wizard, I'm just a little wizard, noo, im also evil, I'm a little evil boy

having something deeply wrong with you starts with downloading sudoku and solitare. healing starts with undownloading every social media but keeping sudoku and solitare.

wizard tip of the day: esplode.

I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

you are not necessary to the broth. you give no nutrients to the broth. you do not season the broth. you bring no value to the broth. you are nothing.

[id in alt]

good evening weary traveler…. stay a while if you’d like… there are plenty of things in my tower that may be… amusing to you… [i gesture to a tube tv sitting on the floor with a wii plugged in]

Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)

with the tags and search officially being completely broken on all platforms (no new posts are showing up in them anymore), now feels like a good time to remind everyone that the only way to help creators is to reblog their stuff. even before the tags were busted most people found new creators through their content being rebloged onto their dash, and now, at least for the time being, that will be the Only way to find and spread things.

Fast reblog is a thing, you dont have to leave comments, you dont have to leave tags, just reblog stuff if you want to keep seeing new content being posted to this site.

and as a final note, with this change likes are officially completely pointless for content creators. up till now they served to boost a posts placement in the tag searches (a post tagged #girl with 40 likes would show up higher in the search than a post tagged #girl with only 10 likes,)

um UM apparently you'll be able to turn off flashing during storms in the minecraft java 1.18 update

please tell everyone, this is actually very important, i'm just too excited to process this.

SPAAAAAAAACE!!! I love drawing galaxies. Very relaxing. Every single star on here is hand painted and let me tell you, it took a long time and a steady hand. Unfortunately, my steady hand wasn’t available due to drinking three mountain dews in the span of two hours but eh it still turned out pretty good… Gonna make some prints of this! (Reblog? 😁)

*makes you imagine the sound of a wobbling sheet of metal*