Ao3 Warning!

Ao3 warning!

The donation link is being attacked by DDoS now, and there is a fake ao3 account on Twitter trying to scam people and suck in the donation money!

Wait before donating!!!

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

I cannot emphasize this enough: sometimes the draft sucks because you keep looking at it. It doesn’t actually suck. You just need to post it and stop beating yourself up.

I will leave such an imprint on your heart that anyone you entertain after me will have to know me in order to understand you.

oh my god what the fuck did i just write what the fuuuuuuuck

AO3 IS BACK FOR GOOD ACCORDING TO THEIR TWITTER AND THAT MEANS ITS TIME FOR #JUSTLEAVEACOMMENT FEST TO TRULY BEGIN!!! FOR DAY ONE ITS OLD FICS NEW FICS SHORT FICS!!!!

CHECK OUT THE OLDEST AND NEWEST YOUR FANDOM HAS TO OFFER AND PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THOSE PERFECT LITTLE FICS LESS THAN 2K

LETS COME BACK BETTER AND STRONGER WITH EVEN MORE COMMENTS FOR THE WONDERFUL AUTHORS WHO BRIGHTEN OUR DAYS AND NIGHTS WITH THEIR FICS!!!