7 To 8 Days At The Soonest, But Im Projecting Closer To 2 Weeks. I Expect A Fully Functional Industrial

7 to 8 days at the soonest, but im projecting closer to 2 weeks. I expect a fully functional industrial civilization worshoping me by the end of the year.

so long as the evil bar eyes don't bring upon their downfall.

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

I am viscerally imagining this in my head right now. Rehydrated potato, yeast, and ether.

I've started smelling it in places not in the lab and I don't know how to handle this.

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

*clears throat*

Vote or I will lure the snails out or your ears with the promise of good food, and then you will never be able to balance ever again

Oh thats a HORRIFYING addition.

Can you imagine how much yeast a cat sized yeast crawl would consume??? There would be absolutely no way they wouldn't just flat out break out in their desire for yeast, and then they'd find the local brewery and eat all of their brewer's yeast, and I live in a small university/bar city so the local government would definitely come for my head for daring to harm the beer production.

They wouldn't care about the fact that scientific horrors had been unleashed on the public tho, they'd only care about the beer.

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

Touching grass: boring, not always enjoyable, and frankly not enough.

Touching moss: THE ACTUAL BEST LIKE GO TOUCH SOME SUPER FLUFFY MOSS RIGHT NOW. GO.

Everyone jokes/used to joke about Among us ruining them because they see it everywhere and in everything, but I never experienced that.

You wanna know what is ruining my brain though? Analog horror. I can't fuckin hear or see ads without thinking "heehee computur synthesized voice, they're trying to be creepy"

Theres these god damn amazon ads that I can't see without thinking "why are they emulating omega mart ads?" Its freaking everywhere. I see a damn deer outside? Ive seen this analog horror before. Street sign symbols? Fuckin analog horror stick people. Im loosing my mind.