Im Sory But It Only Just Slammed Into Me Like A Semi Truck What Combo You Had @wirmageddon

Im sory but it only just slammed into me like a semi truck what combo you had @wirmageddon

Sepia and apterous. Wingless and black eyes.

For those of you not in the know, there are two things you look for when checking your asleep flies to see if they're just asleep or actually dead: you check if their wings are held close to their body or if they're pointed out and away, and you check their eyes because when they've been dead for a while their eyes turn black.

You had the nightmare combo of never knowing if your etherlized flies are alive or dead.

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

Girl I said Help

Help im thinking about Titus successfully saving his son again.

Good, keep thinking about it >:3c

Ok but I've found out what angry hedgehogs sound like irl because my brother took one in whose owner didn't want him anymore, and now all I can think about is Sonic seeing Eggman and just making the mose furiously pissed off motorcycle noises.

Mmmmm non asshole pre crisis core Sephiroth having the worst time upon getting yeeted into 7c9s

not to come into your inbox out of left field (sorry!!) but the out-there au & canon character dynamic *i’m* curious about is 7c9s verse angeal and genesis (and sephiroth and cloud, i presume) getting temporarily crammed in the same dimension as their mostly-canonish counterparts. especially wrt canon sephiroth (at this point in his life) being a prick but not (as far as 7c9s angeal and genesis are concerned) an abusive scumbag piece of shit who (as far as 7c9s genesis is concerned) beats the shit out of a little kid regularly. even if the kid is cloud.

I think they'd be appalled by their counterparts. Cloud's circumstances (and, to some extent, the example of pure selflessness he set) forced them to become better people. 7Genesis would never do what canon Genesis did. 7Angeal would never force Zack to kill him. He'd never think of himself as a monster so easily, because then what would he be able to say to Cloud? Who cares about wear, tear, and rust when there's a kid who needs you right there?

They would definitely be shocked that Sephiroth is capable of not being a true monster.

So aparently the reason you're not supposed to put your elbows on the table is because nobles back in the horrid past has worthless excuses for tables and if you were to look at the things wrong, or god forbid lean on one, the'd straight up collapse. Because they were made from trestles.

This shit.

So basically the nobles couldn't afford good tables and we should all point and laugh at those dead people for their punny, insufficient tables of poor craftsmanship.