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I need a bit of help here, people.

I've been in a long-distance relationship for 11 years. He visits me one to two weeks a year, is smart, kind, very sweet, and full of love.

However, I find him to be very unattractive.

Mostly because I feel that I am the only one putting any effort in bettering my physical health, maintaining my appearance, and also... I'm not at all attracted to him. Not the way he is attracted to me, at least. He tries to initiate sex and I... 🤢 I just can't.

I feel awful. I love his mind and the way he treats me, and I've been desperately trying to change how I feel because I know appearances aren't everything. I feel guilty.

New in my world: dad is a misogynist because of double standards 🙄

Like... I get it. You are almost a 60 year old white man. You are in excruciating physical pain (he really is).

You are pissed that women are allowed to look at a male gymnast's crotch and be like,'I wanna bang', but men can not look and say the same thing about female gymnasts.

In fact, saying you want to bust them in the face with a baseball bat and then a giant dildo is tooooootally normal.

Not deep-rooted misogyny at all 🙄

This man accuses me of being a misandrist just because I'm a feminist, defend what women wear, and want humanity to be granted the same opportunities that rich white men have had for years... you know.. being a decent fucking human?

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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